Date My Friend Jamie

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Hello there, single wimmins reading my journal. Today is your lucky day. I am going to give you a break from the traditional meanderings of your humble narrator in favor of my friend Jamie. My dear friend Jamie. In this post, I am hoping to persuade you to give into your desires and embrace everything that is The Jamie Pogue Dating Experience

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[maws_attack]

you forgot to mention that he wants them to straddle his big stick... and you're the expert on that.

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What am I the expert on now...?

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[maws_attack]

straddling his big stick... in his truck, of course.

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Ahh, yes, his fabled big stick. Boy, does that man stallion know how to work it.

His big stick, that is.

for me?

[marshy_penguin]

you should make a dating post for me! cause i need a good wimmin.

but yeah. even though i dont know this jamie fellow, i hear he is quite the guy. go for it ladies.

Re: for me?

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Okay!

Though, I'll be honest: I'm not sure of how much of a success this post is going to be. He just asked me to make it. I'll make one for you as soon as I can, though.

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[marshy_penguin]

woot.

you have to get pictures of my sexyness. cause when this shirt gets of. oh boy. i am sex ay.

(hahaha. i wish i had a sexy body.

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I bet you have a really nice body, Mac.

Oh, and Brian wants to meet you.

[fear_less]

Jamie sounds, and looks, rockin'.

Sadly, for him not me, I'm single. Just kidding.

All the best of luck to him, in his search for a chica. <3

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Oh, hey, something I forgot to mention before: thanks for calling Brian. It was weird because you called Miranda while she and I were hanging out, and then shortly afterwards, Brian called and said, "Summer told me you and Vinnie were in a wreck!" I decided then that I don't know you but that you are secretly invading my life, and that is odd. I don't mind, however, because it made Miranda really happy that you called and it made me happy that Brian called. You have full permission to invade my life more.

Oh, and Jamie is rockin'. Tell all the single ladehs.

[mysadnessveil]

is he gay/bissexual or something like that?

i want.

[vintageromance_]

i'll date jamie.

and then he and my scrawny mexican boyfriend can fight.

we'll take bets, just like they do with chickens.

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Exxxcellent.