Motorboat; not the good kind.

[treads]

I'm sick of seeing kids scoot around the harbor in their gas-guzzling motorboats.
Motorboats are the SUVs of the sea. Any lout with beer-gut can drive one.
That's right, I said drive; 'cause it sure ain't sailing.

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[leighannzig]

WORD.

[treads]

...and the word is Vroooom!

[leighannzig]

when i go fast i call it doing a zoomer. zoooooooooooooom! but its origins are in the pedaling of bicycles, so it's totally kosher. lol.

[treads]

I'm going to start yelling the word "kosher" on my bike rides to work from now on.