So, I think I know what my secret to happiness might be ( Read more... )

Ok, so I am more than aware that the omniscient voice of my livejournal promised y'all some more updates and has not yet delivered. I will remind him to get his ass in gear, I just haven't had the energy to be creative lately...i mean the voice hasn't! The voice hasn't had the energy! Yeah. That's what I said.

Hello faithful readers, it is I, the omniscient voice of Charlie's LiveJournal. Since he has failed to update within a reasonable time frame, I have decided to tell his story for him. This is part one of a story so magical, and so full of whimsy, that it'd make Brian Froud crap out a wood nymph. It's a story I like to call "What Has Happened In ( Read more... )

MEMORANDUM

TO:                       Charlie

FROM:                   LiveJournal

DATE:                    Wednesday, January 16th 2008

SUBJECT:               Inactivity, lack of use, et. al.

Sir, the purpose of this memo is to discuss your recent lack of activity on the LiveJournal that previous to the period in question, you had a fair track record of ( Read more... )

http://community.livejournal.com/funny_cripples/

Everyone should check out this community. Everyone with a sense of humor that is. It's a forum by crippled people, who don't hate the world for whatever reason and make light of their situation.

Dear Charlie,

Quit being an asshole, and update your livejournal.

Love,

Your LiveJournal

I know I haven't updated in a long time. I promise I'll get around to it soon. I cannot however promise that I'm not lying ( Read more... )

Happy Birthday Lisa!

Ignoring the fact that I haven't posted on livejournal in god knows how long (i know i could look it up, but that would show some effort, which if i cared to show any, i would have posted long ago). Let me tell you about my crappy day off ( Read more... )

I can't even remember the last time I updated this thing, and I'm too lazy to go look.  I figure there are at least a few people out there who may be somewhat interested in what's going on in my life, so I'll give you the low-down...low down?  lowdown?  whatever ( Read more... )