Merlin: Look on the bright side: you’ve still got me!
Arthur: Is that supposed to cheer me up?
Merlin: Thought it might.
Arthur: You really are a complete idiot, aren’t you Merlin?
Merlin: Arthur's thanking me, Uther's grateful, you're proud... I've never been this popular!
Merlin: We've got to keep you in shape.
Arthur: I'm fighting fit!
Merlin: We want to keep you that way!
Arthur: Are those my sausages? You took them?
Merlin: To keep you in shape.
Arthur: Are you calling me fat?
Merlin: No, well not yet.
Arthur: I am not fat!
Merlin: You see, it's working
Arthur: It was a little bit unfair... Like when you called me "fat".
Merlin: Why was that unfair?
Arthur: Cause I am not!
Merlin: Why don't we disguise him?
Arthur: That might just work..
Merlin: We can dress him up as a woman.
Arthur: Merlin, if I die, please..
Merlin: What?
Arthur: The dragonlord today. I saw you. [pause] One thing I tell all my young knights - no man is worth your tears.
Merlin: Yeah. You're certainly not.
Merlin: Do you think we should be going after them?
Arthur: You are such a girls petticoat.
Arthur: What, is your little bottom sore?
Merlin: Yes. It's not as fat as yours.
Arthur: Describe dollop-head?
Merlin: In two words?
Arthur: Yeah.
Merlin: Prince Arthur.