I can usually show no anger or frustration when someone is rude to me, when I get cussed out, when ten preschoolers forgot to bring their listening ears to school, but when I do get mad, I cry. And that's embarrassing ( Read more... )

michelle will have to write:

I will not accidentally light my hair on fire

'What will you have to write on the chalk board?' at QuizGalaxy.com

The purpose of this quiz (even its entertainment value) alludes me, but its psychic ability is amazing. I have burnt some hair off, and, let me tell you, the smell of that candle was far from ( Read more... )

I'm apparently very stupid, but well-intentioned. I forgot what day it was, so I will be up all night reading. Someday I will enjoy a wasted evening, maybe a long bath, and a nice, lazy morning snuggled up in my turtles blanket ( Read more... )

Someone--faculty or lab attendant, I don't remember--sent an email to the Education department about the amount of printing going on in the Claxton lab. Here is the reply (that my 4080 teacher forwarded to all of us ( Read more... )

I just don't want to write my paper. I just don't ( Read more... )

In this magazine I read there was an article about a business in Japan that offered clinical counseling and, um, experience to virgins who don't want to be virgins anymore. There was another article about a lady who, after catching her husband cheating, got a P.I. license and became a hired-by-wives lure to catch other cheating men ( Read more... )

Actual teacher quote: "He's good isn't he? He prisses around like Mick Jagger but he's good."

--regarding Harry Wong

Graduation is in less than a month, and I should be more terrified than I am. I'm looking forward to only one demand on my time, though, since in May I get to drop class and preschool both. There are still a few hoops to jump through. I have to take my English exit exam, do a tremendous amount of work for my classes, observe (gag), pick up my cap ( Read more... )

so this is dumb:

the only class I have left for my degree (even though I am graduating in May), the class that is only ever offered in the summer, has been made a web course with only room for 10 students

if I don't get in I will be saaaad

I get to update because (1) I have no school/work/other work this afternoon, (2) Jenny bought me a brand-new, 21st century keyboard and I can type my full name quietly, efficiently, and with a great deal less joint pain. Thank you thank you thanks again.

My friend's baby won King at some baby pageant, which means I associate with the beautiful