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[treecrabby]

In honor of Mr. Orlando Bloom's birthday, awesome advice by Edward Gorey for the Recently Deflowered Girl, brought to you by the clearly awesome Accordion Guy.

Also, whelps.

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[echopooka]

We still frequently quote that during raids with our Warcraft guild.

And yay for the whelp's Birthday. I hope you sent him a card with a pirate elf on it.