Brief history of most recent badass partay

[treehugginhomey]

The night started young with Justin and Matt matching the party staple Wild Turkey shot for shot. This later came back to haunt them, as Justin would soon after abort what looked like raw unchewed meat.
So first... the TOOTERS. Deemed beyond reproach. Who's brilliant idea were these tasty little gems of sugar, green dye and trace amounts of booze

Comments

[anonymous]

That is a good story. I will try not to hold back next time.

[flux_equals_rad]

Beleive it or not, I actually have a picture of Stan passed out on your ass. You know where to find me if you want it--the dumpster.