I just want you to understand-that I'm not angry any more

[treesatoast]

I want my uterus ripped out of me. I can't have another period, I swear I won't survive. What I really need to do is go to the doctor and get back on the pill and get some nice prescription painkillers and be done with all this. Being bi-polar is bad enough, who the hell needs hormones to complicate things. I'm all over the place today and all

Comments

[krank_kether]

What, no lactose-free shaving cream?

Yuk.. uterus. I love how you think like I do. I miss having you around, and the occasional talks about how brains suck, genitalia sucks, and hormones too. On second thought maybe I'll take that secondhand uterus...

[treesatoast]

You don't want the uterus...trust me. Being a woman is generally kickass, but not when it comes to uteruses; they just aren't a good time.

I heard someone hit on you at William's, what's the story with that? Were you in the copy shop or the print place?

[darksidedyouth]

wow...i always loved those people too... i have the best advice for you and your uterus, go into my room and into my closet and mr. potato head should be there, you can play with him and youll feel so retarded that youll laugh and forget about everything else if that doesnt work i dont know what will...stratego maybe? go to the head of the class 50s'

[treesatoast]

I love go to the head of the class 50's, but we all know Lauren will never play it again because she's a sore loser (even though actually she won!)

[darksidedyouth]

yea daddy is a sucker, who were you butch? i was cowboy joe, maybe mal was butch...damn im confused, what a good game

[treesatoast]

I was Butch because the two of you thought that was hilarious. Mal was "Susie" or some other appropriate 50s name.