Dr. Suess Does Star Trek

[trek_gremlins]

Picard:
Sigma Indri, that's the star,
So, Data, please, how far? How far?

Data:
Our ship can get there very fast
But still the trip will last and last
We'll have two days til we arrive
But can the Indrans there survive?

Picard:
LaForge, please give us factor nine.

LaForge:
But, sir, the engines are offline!

Picard:Offline! But why?

Comments

[commanderdata]

You know you really should quit picking on my crewmates. Things get ugly when they team up.

[trek_gremlins]

Yes, when they're all together it's very ugly.

[commanderdata]

See?

[trek_gremlins]

*kick*