Comments | trem_two: Here's a joke!!!

trem_two

Here's a joke!!!

Apr 23, 2006 20:59

A linguistics professor was lecturing to his class one day. "In English," he said, "A double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative."

A voice from the back of the room piped up, "Yeah, right."

Comments 13

faithisdown April 23 2006, 18:38:46 UTC

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trem_two April 23 2006, 23:19:34 UTC

MEXICANS R SXY mradams April 23 2006, 20:36:44 UTC

so r u 1?

Re: MEXICANS R SXY trem_two April 23 2006, 23:18:46 UTC

nope

brothercousin April 23 2006, 20:55:25 UTC

lol

trem_two April 23 2006, 23:18:37 UTC

i no

joke for a joke anonymous April 23 2006, 21:44:31 UTC

a jewish man and a chinese man are sitting in a bar. suddenly, the jew punches the chinese guy. "why would you do that?" asks the chinese guy. "it's for pearl harbor," says the jew. "but that was the japanese, not the chinese!" "japanese, chinese, vietnamese... it's all the same to me," says the jewish guy.

a few minutes pass, and the chinese guy punches the jew. "what was that for???" asks the jew. "that was for the titanic!" the chinese dude responds. "the titanic? but that was just an iceberg!" the jew exclaims. "iceberg, rozenberg, greenberg... it's all the same to me."

Re: joke for a joke trem_two April 23 2006, 23:18:28 UTC

HA!

Jay Judah told me this... imnotscreech April 24 2006, 12:51:18 UTC

A man is sitting in a publisher's office. The publisher hands the man back a manuscript and says:

"Sorry, sir. We can't publish your autobiography."

Man sighs and says:

"Story of my life."

Re: Jay Judah told me this... trem_two April 24 2006, 13:56:42 UTC

I LOVE JAY JUDAH