TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERNskippydingleJuly 18 2006, 07:40:02 UTC
Attention sirs or madams I sincerely hope are Douglas P Gately
when I break down in a fit of vanity and boredom, and begin googling various incarnations of my name, this here website of yours is a top hit. If you are not Douglas P Gately, I respectfully request you cease and desist and cut this bullshit before I find you, hunt you down like the dog you are, slice you to bits with the rusty edge of a tuna can lid, pour you into a blender and hit 'frappe' and serve you up to unsuspecting little leaguers at my local Dairy Queen just to watch them inhale your essence like Native American tribesmen of late.
however, in the unlikely event you are indeed Douglas P Gately, hey bro. hows summer? hot topic, huh? pretty cushy. Well, hope things are good by you. If you're ever desperate for the touch of another man, my screen name is AJayInTheLife. Might I add I have a penis of very nice proportions?
Waiting to be awoken by your quivering touch yours truly, til death do us FART ~J. F. Judahbergawitz
Re: TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERNtrem_twoJuly 19 2006, 17:44:58 UTC
ahem, i'm sorry mr. judahbergawitz, but this isn't douglas a. gately--it's his better/worse half.
i don't know why my livejournal shows up when you google yourself, i'm guess it's because i used your name somewhere for some reason. perhaps to profess my undying love you and yours. perhaps not.
however, if you are looking for doug, he has a livejournal, which he recently updated(!) find it here. he has a screenname too, which i think is on there but i don't think he's ever online.
please don't turn me into a frappe. mexican frappes are notoriously un-tasty.
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-raspberries!
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when I break down in a fit of vanity and boredom, and begin googling various incarnations of my name, this here website of yours is a top hit. If you are not Douglas P Gately, I respectfully request you cease and desist and cut this bullshit before I find you, hunt you down like the dog you are, slice you to bits with the rusty edge of a tuna can lid, pour you into a blender and hit 'frappe' and serve you up to unsuspecting little leaguers at my local Dairy Queen just to watch them inhale your essence like Native American tribesmen of late.
however, in the unlikely event you are indeed Douglas P Gately, hey bro. hows summer? hot topic, huh? pretty cushy. Well, hope things are good by you. If you're ever desperate for the touch of another man, my screen name is AJayInTheLife. Might I add I have a penis of very nice proportions?
Waiting to be awoken by your quivering touch
yours truly, til death do us FART
~J. F. Judahbergawitz
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i don't know why my livejournal shows up when you google yourself, i'm guess it's because i used your name somewhere for some reason. perhaps to profess my undying love you and yours. perhaps not.
however, if you are looking for doug, he has a livejournal, which he recently updated(!) find it here. he has a screenname too, which i think is on there but i don't think he's ever online.
please don't turn me into a frappe. mexican frappes are notoriously un-tasty.
love,
cynthia p. muñoz
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