It's not lame to clap, it's only lame to get the clap.
- The bus was very loud one day. There was a homeless man in a sombrero singing Poison. There was a guy with a moustache, cat ears, and a tail who kept repeating to (who I assume is) his mother, "You could easily convince me to go with you to BookPeople."
- I was eating lunch at Target on my break one day when a flamboyantly gay employee told me I was in his spot and could I please move? I offered to oblige but the he started giggling hysterically and saying he was only kidding. He proceeded to sit down with me and watch me read while he ate ice cream and I ate popcorn.
- I posted an ad on craigslist and got way more responses than I had anticipated. I no longer have a bed, microwave, curtains, and desk chair.
- I think I mistakenly associate "hip" with "intellectual" and often find myself disappointed in people because I think they're smarter than they are. Sometimes it's not irreverence, it's just trendy.
- One night someone made me very uncomfortable by telling me things he should have kept to himself.
- My dreams have been having a serious affect on me. I always feel all mixed up in the morning and it usually takes me all day to reorient myself to reality.
- Why is buying clothes so much fun?
- I bought magazines and I can't remember the last time I've done that and I'm not positive that I ever have. It all started because I saw one that had Ricky Gervais on the cover.
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