conundrum

[trem_two]

so i can get a job as a lunch monitor for underprivileged black/brown children OR i can be in austin on 7/11 and get unlimited free slurpees and drive drunk.

thoughts?

Comments

[hernameis]

be the lunch monitor. save the world.

[incredulousness]

agreed

[trem_two]

but is monitoring lunch really saving the world? i don't even get to interact with the kids.

[incredulousness]

yeah, but you do get to spy on them, listen to their conversations, and potentially sell off their conversations to a professional trendsetter

[ihateyoursmile]

dont drive drunk

[trem_two]

by drive drunk, i mean, me in the backseat slipping whiskey into my coke slurpee.

[yperite]

lynchpin question:
will the poor kids pay you?

[trem_two]

yeah, 10 or 12 bucks an hour, but i only work five hours a week.

capitatlist conformist : (

[incredulousness]

you want the kids to pay her?
then what's the point

[ode_to_tapirs]

At first I thought this said "unlimited free sharpies" which, you know, could potentially be really useful, because it's always hard to find something with which to write and maybe you have some stuff that needs labeling or something...but now...I don't know!

[trem_two]

let's put it this way, if it were for free sharpies, there wouldn't be any question of what i would do.

[enaomi]

work for poor kids; don't support national chains! one of those poor kids could grow up to be the martin luther king or will smith.

[freshnessgrade3]

btw who cares about those dudes

[enaomi]

i know right people are always like "i have a dream" or "parents just don't understand" and it's like i get it, okay?