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[tremain]

Seems like I've been seeing pregnant chicks everywhere, even if they're not pregnant.

I'll look at a girl on the street, see her style and go "she's dressed to pop."

or something equally fucked.

who knows?

Comments

[cranesgrace]

I remember when I was working at the Mongolie Grill there was this fairly young waitress that was dressed with a tight shirt and those tight black pants. Anyways her belly was slightly pertruding from her waist. She didn't look fat or anything, just in the very early stages of pregnancy. Anyways I asked her if she was pregnant. Well it turns out she wasn't. She wasn't quite happy about the remark. Anyways I went back into the kitchen trying to rationalize my position to another dishwasher, saying that I thought the clothes were the real culprit and not my lack of tact. All of a sudden this other waitress comes storming into the dish pit and tells me: "you better shut the fuck up". Afterwards my manager comes back shaking his head, with a grin on his face and says: "Greg, you've got a lot to learn about women!"

[tremain]

sometimes they have off days. they get bloating or just don't sit right on their own frames and they're sensitive bout it.

[karasu_anata]

yeah, it's true. when in doubt, say nothing at all.

[tremain]

I should take a vow of silence.