a bra is much harder to rip off than it seems. you might make short work of the cups, but the elasticised under-boob strap will only frustrate you.

does anyone have this mp3 ( Read more... )

just a reminder about this.

it looks like it's gonna be a good gig, as long as steve figures out why his guitar sounds like a cat trying to go to the toilet through a sewn-up bum.

fuck i'm bored

i need a new job

ok guys please entertain me.

if you request a picture i will post it ok. 1 hour 30 mins to go!

p.s. no penis pics ok

the 20% off everything sale at estoril books is the shit. and the tool of the devil, of course.

i just took delivery of two beautiful little compaq 6000's. of course, by "little", i mean "fucking huge". we may need to build on some extra office space to house the fuckers. they're courtesy of my brother at aig, and the fact that aig are constantly buying gigantic new servers and throwing perfectly serviceable old ones away ( Read more... )

Then

How old were you? 17
Where did you go to school? Northcliff High
Where did you work? Nowhere
Where did you live? Fairland
Where did you hang out? Kebab Junction, The Randburg Waterfront
Hairstyle? Long brown hair
Who were your best friends? Etienne, Mark, Nickle, Chris, Craig
Did you wear glasses? No
Who was your regular-person crush? Everybody
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i've been...doing....stuff....i think....somewhere ( Read more... )