i posted a chuck norris joke based on this qute i thought i would post the real thing. if you didnt know J. Robert Oppenheimer is the father of they atomic bomb or rather the supervising scientist of the manhatten project. this qutes is on what he thought when the first atomic bomb was tested ( Read more... )

When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.

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i want this, cus tibet is cool and so is soccer
http://worldsoccershop.com/shop-by-country-tibet-tibet-national-team.html

I shrank my new pants. Now here’s the rub they fit but I look like a Vienna sausage being sucked into a straw.

"you cant be make'n no vows to a herd of cows"

when im at the pearly gates
thisll be on my videotape
when Mephistopholis is just beneath
and he's reaching up to grab me
this is one for the good days
and i have it all here in red blue green
you are my centre when i spin away
out of control on videotape

TCHOCK

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so yesterday i get this call at work, the usal i need to cancel and all that. But turns she from the mexican consolet canceling a resevation for a mexican dignitary, so im not going to charge her a late fee my grandmother would kill me if she knew i charged a mexican dignitary a late fee and my grandfather would roll in his grave (or what ever you ( Read more... )