Haha oh man I found that baby book I was telling you guys about, where my mom wrote stuff about me.
SO HERE, I SCANNED SOME STUFF. BE AMUSED. MAYBE. OR INTERESTED. IT TOOK ME QUITE AWHILE [LIKE AN HOUR] TO SCAN ALL THESE AND SAVE THEM AND UPLOAD THEM.
Lol @ my name choices. "ALLISON"? I like "Sasha". "Roxanne" is a great name- if I have children, I'd name my first daughter Rhiannon, and the second one [if I had one] Roxanne.
LOL @ OPPOSITE NAMES. "Wayne"?! That's my dad's name. LOL. I'D BE WAYNE JUNIOR.. )8 I was named after my grandfather, tho. SO I GUESS I AM KIND OF A JUNIOR? FEMALE JUNIOR...
Also apparently my mom saw a cricket when her water broke, and that's good luck to the Chinese, and she thinks that too. My mom is weird. I can't think of very many mothers that would write "When my water broke, I SAW A CRICKET, GUYS."
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I was a badass baby.
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This is from my second year. :O When I was two. Also apparently my first word spoken was "Daddy", and my first sentences were "Who's that? What's that?"
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Some third year stuff. I WAS AN ANGSTY CHILD!! I VERY SELDOM GOT TO PLAY WITH OTHER CHILDREN, AND I WASN'T WILLING TO TAKE TURNS. I ALSO LIKED HOW MY MOM AT FIRST WROTE "NO".
I also liked to draw and colour. Oh, you can see the blossoming angsty artist already.
AND.. I BECAME LESS NEGATIVE? WHEN?
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Fo' yeers old. DON'T GIVE ME NONE OF THOSE KIDDY JIGSAW PUZZLES, MAAAAN.
Manners? When did I ever learn those? AND I KNEW THE NAME OF OVER 50 DINOSAURS ME = FTW
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More four years old. I was too badass for group games, and I had three imaginary friends. [Their names were Reese, Acorn, and Janna. Best names ever, Alex. A+] God I was fucking awesome.
[and I can't comprehend what my mom wrote there under the "not afraid to meet new people" thing] eta. it's "sometimes and won't acknowledge them".
And also from four years old...
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PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIEM.
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Okay, well, that's all. it goes on to seven years but that's the furthest my mom went. ):
BUT AS A BONUS
ART I DREW WHEN I WAS FOUR LOOLOLOLOL. DYNOSAURS. WHAT R ANATOMY
I AM USING AN IRRELEVANT ICON