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May 11, 2005 14:33

I just found out I'm going to die in October 2059 atthe age of 76 from Cancer. Thank you www.okcupid.com/death for telling me my future, not i can make sure I have forfilled my every dream before October of 2059.

That actually doesn't even seem that far away, is that wierd. Man time is flying.......

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smileynic12 May 11 2005, 16:37:07 UTC
Its ok cause Im going to die taking a shit on the toilet and have a heart attack from taking that shit May 2006. Promise youll be at my funeral and sing your favorite songs "I will always love you" and "Sorry 2004"

Thanks, lol.

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belladonnabitch May 11 2005, 17:29:13 UTC
Hmmmm....I don't see you going out that way. I'm thinking the year will be 2090 and you will be so old and delearious that you will be walking on some train tracks instead of the safe sidewalk you think you are walking on. Your ankle will roll and you will plumet half a foot to the ground totally shattering your right hip. You will spend 3 days, 9 hours, 34 minutes and 12 seconds stranded on those tracks and then..........a train comes!!

The End. :-P See ya tomorrow.

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