Crackle.

[trent__ford]

I seem to be a pimp this week. Who knew? Hush, that's a rhetorical question. Oh hell with it, don't hush. Go ahead, rib away. I haven't had good ribs for awhile.

Brian Viglione, the hotter half of The Dresden Dolls, has shown his lovely painted face round here. In celebration, it's time to break open a new pack of clove cigarettes and perhaps a

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[viglione]

Gasp! I've been pimped! Is that like being Punk'd? I feel so dirty and violated. No, but in a good way. Really.

[trent__ford]

You know you loved it, baby. I daresay the dirtiness and violation have just begun.

[viglione]

Goodness, we cut right to the chase, don't we? Should I invest in an X-rating somewhere along the line?

[trent__ford]

With so many people eager to get your pants off you, I thought it prudent to not waste time. My only regret is that I've denied you the thrill of the chase in my case. Yes, I think such an investment would be wise.