Blame Johnny. OR Peer Pressure, Ho!

[trent__ford]

Trent's Animal Fact of the Week: Birds have no penises

Comments

[dom_monaghan]

Dude..

[trent__ford]

Dude!

[mrmarilynmanson]

It's not peer pressure, it's your friends giving you advice that you'll never find on any PSA commercial anywhere.

[trent__ford]

And what exactly was that advice? It seems to have gotten hazed over somehow.

[jspader]

That was surprisingly educational, and strangely appropriate since I was just subjected to an hour-long phone lecture on ticks and rattlesnakes recently.

[trent__ford]

So you already knew about the hemi-penii of the rattlesnakes? And why exactly were you being lectured by phone on such a subject and by whom??

[jspader]

An acquaintance of mine, an actor who's shooting a film in Middleofnowheresville, which is apparently slightly left of the large black hole that starts in the emptier parts of California and extends throughout the whole middle of the country. Apparently he assumed that reading up on those two subjects would be necessary for his survival? Whatever the case, I'm under the impression that it was only an excuse to add to the impressive collection of facts floating about in his mind, and hopefully not to his collection of things in jars.

[trent__ford]

Things in jars, huh? You must mean Crispin, unless you have more than one friend who has such a collection. So ARE you two fucking yet?

[fordtrent]

[I don't know how to put this in a way that won't sound mean, because I'm not trying to be, but I think you should hand Trent over to me.]

[trent__ford]

[No, thank you.]