Comments | trentgurl: Here's your answer, it's still FUCKING WRONG

trentgurl

Here's your answer, it's still FUCKING WRONG

Dec 30, 2005 18:34

Ages ago, I bought this book called 'Sex For One' about masturbation. It's sort of a radical feminist 'hey, wanking is good!'-type thing. I didn't get very far through it before remembering that I already knew what they were telling me and that I'm pretty damned good at it. So I didn't see this gem, that Joe just read out to me ( Read more... )

puzzlin paul

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elizabub December 30 2005, 11:20:48 UTC

weren't the tv adverts of pick me up enough to put you off? I think when they first started I got a free copy with another magazine. I vowed never to buy it, and you've just showed me I'm missing nothing!!

stick to heat

(you'll have got this twice, I can't spell!)

trentgurl December 30 2005, 12:17:56 UTC

Oh I don't know, I have a morbid fascination with cheesy women's mags!

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trentgurl December 30 2005, 12:19:52 UTC

Puzzlin Paul is the Pick Me Up puzzle mascot...there's soooo many pictures of him! And they're all the same, him with his thumbs up and a cheesy grin!

kieran418 December 30 2005, 11:29:38 UTC

I wouldn't take too much notice of that book you know, It was obviously written by a wanker.

Sorry couldn't resist it.

Wishing you a happy new year, hope it turns out to be the best one yet.

Kx

trentgurl December 30 2005, 12:26:46 UTC

Hehehe....we've been making crappy wank jokes for hours here.

Happy New Year to you too sweets, have something to muse on while you quaff alcoholic beverages and kiss people at midnight tomorrow.

"There were 'oohs' and 'aahs' and other comments such as, 'how beautiful,' 'look at the pretty mother-of-pearl texture' and 'what exquisite colouring.' Occasionally there would be a spontaneous round of applause when a woman displayed herself artfully. We began to see designs, shapes, patterns, and made associations with nature: a shell, a flower, a fig, an orchid, and yes, even those dangling wattles (I now think chickens are sexy). I saw styles emerging: there was a Classical Cunt with symmetry, a Baroque style with complex folds and drapery, a Gothic Cunt with archways, and a Danish Modern with clean lines. There were many Valentine Cunts."

I'd type more if I wasn't laughing so hard!

kezbat December 30 2005, 15:29:43 UTC

I am actually physically afraid of Pick Me Up.

trentgurl January 1 2006, 04:38:49 UTC

Already before reading this? Or now? Pick Me Up is a pretty standard women's mag - death, cute references to sex, divorce, cheating, CANCER, anything doom and gloom.

knitwearemperor December 31 2005, 05:14:42 UTC

haha he's horrific! hahaha

That thing didn't disturb me as much as i think it should have done....and I am really quite prudish....oh dear

merry new year etc etc

trentgurl January 1 2006, 04:41:22 UTC

Well I think there's an aspect of 'awwww how cute' to it, but besides that you sort of have to raise your ick levels a bit and, well, BE OFFENDED ANYWAY.

No really, please? It's been a while since I shocked anyone!