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Ranting and metaphors
Save you a table for two hours? No problem. Turn away people who want the seats despite being only two people on a table for 9 in the middle of a Wetherspoons in a city centre near Christmas? Well, since it's your birthday, no problem. Hey, I didn't buy you a gift so it's just a nice little gesture. You want to sit downstairs in the restaurant ( Read more... ) -
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OH MY GODDDDDDDDDD I'M SEEING DRESDEN DOLLS LIVE ( Read more... ) -
Curses...
Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale are fucking REPRODUCING.I can't afford it, but goddamnit I'm going to make life better for the world by ensuring that the kid NEVER lives long enough to learn to 'sing' from its parents, nor to consider them musical influences. Can you IMAGINE the aeroplane-toilet-in-a-vacuum levels of SUCK??? CAN YOU CONCEIVE OF ( Read more... ) -
Poo bum willy wank
Last night was cool I guess...Chris came round later on, and we all watched the Catherine Tate Show Xmas special (utter shite), Never Mind The Buzzcocks featuring Mistress (fabulous), American Dad (brillz) and Family Guy, with an interlude where I dug out my CD wallets from my teeny years so I could lend Chris Pavement. It was a nice little trip ( Read more... ) -
The cat enema.
I, uh, found this weird story just now, and it made me laugh til I cried. -
Frustration Plantation Bayou Blues
Ehhhhhhhh.....I'm sorry but today I'm a wee bit miffed over this work thing....
( All rant and no rave does not a street with jam pave ) -
Warmth at Christmas and abstract angels
Lots of people out there feeling shitty, it seems, so hugs to y'all. I've had an amazing weekend and I'm really looking forward to Christmas now, and I want to spread the love ( Read more... ) -
Ooooh
I'm gonna be an Avon lady.
Who's gonna teach me how to do the BING BONNNG? -
Well, it amused me...
Emails received involving humour today.....one from Joe, one from boss lady ( Read more... )
