two phrases/words that never fail to annoy the shit out of me

[trepanyourself]

- "jebus" (intended as a hilaaaarious substitution for "jesus." fuck off.)
- "smoking crack" (ie, crazy. "the landlord told me my rent went up and i was like, 'are you smoking crack?'" again, fuck off.)

i'm back home now and sick and cranky but otherwise feelin' fine/doin' all right (fresno, you can fuck off too).

Comments

[little_pete]

i'm sorry you're sick but i'm crazy kinds of glad you're home. melanie and i missed you lots, please sign up at this temp board when you're up to it

http://makephpbb.com/phpbb/viewforum.php?f=2&mforum=vlv2

[little_pete]

i meant up for it, not to. ugh.

[rearwindow]

i second everything that alisson said!!

[mynamesnotjonas]

never be a middle school teacher then. you will also get sick of:

-that's GAY!
-freakin IDIOT (a la napolean dynamite)
-that little weird clicky sound hispanic kids and white trash kids who think they are hispanic kids make when something they don't like happens.

[ohdear_b]

the weird clicky sound; is that close to sucking on your teeth?

[mynamesnotjonas]

i wish i knew what this was! i have read like 3 books in the past month that have referenced sucking on one's teeth and i can't begin to figure out what this might sound like.

also, i would probably kill myself if i had to listen to 12 year olds quoting napoleon dynamite nonstop.

[trepanyourself]

ungh, that was me.

[ohdear_b]

YOU RULE! i use 'smoking crack' sometimes. But I will never use it around you, my dear.

[trepanyourself]

no, YOU rule (even if you do use that phrase)! i miss you, girl!

[headbutttheweak]

i'm so bummed i missed you in san diego! i totally forgot about the show until it was too late! arrgh

[trepanyourself]

awww, it's okay! next time!