The Fifth Wall. Giant Squid/JK Rowling. You can probably guess what is going to happen.

[tres_faux]

The Fifth WallI have travelled far to be here, in this place. Watching you, my creator. You have left me without purpose, without aim, and I have wandered long in madness, searching for you. At long last my merpeople heard my cries in the void, and saved me, and brought me to this place

Comments

[shouldvesmiled]

I'm not exactly sure what to say. What should I say?

[tres_faux]

You should apologize for not reading and commenting back when I first posted it, duh.

[shouldvesmiled]

Andrew, it was very indolent and gravely remiss of me not to read and comment when this was originally posted, for which I am lusciously sorry.

[tres_faux]

Agreed.

For this, you are hereby sentenced to listen to every Jimbo Wales speech, ever.

[tres_faux]

No co-ordination on my part, sadly...

[decim]

OH GOD WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

[tres_faux]

BROUGHT SOMETHING UNHOLY INTO THE WORLD

DONT TELL CHILD_FREE

[third_ray]

Is that a lost chapter of "Maldoror"? ;-) Awesome in it's sickness! I think I need a drink now hehe.

[tres_faux]

Thank you! Glad you appreciate it.

[timeywimeyball]

The crackfic to end all crackfic.

Disturbing, lulzy, and did I mention the disturbing lulz?

[tres_faux]

I'm happy you enjoyed it!

I've been promsing a part two for ... a year now, so who knows when that vaporfic will ever get written.