i was nice until it was time to not be nice

[tres_paczki]

hello, urban outfitters.

now, before i begin, let me just get it out into the open: i like you just fine. especially if you’re on sale. i have bought many a fine discounted top and/or sweater from you. i have even gone so far as to consider purchasing your underwear (but ultimately decided they are more suited for a model addicted to heroin). what i

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[pink_alligator]

this literally has me crying tears of joy. that was brilliant.

UO seems to receive a lot of correspondence from us in relationship to wrong doing. i think we may have to stage an intervention.