i think im growing a new mole ( Read more... )

So, my sister cut a rubber ball in half. And now i'm wearing the two halves as very large boobs.

I'm going to freak my dad out.

HAHAHA.

So, um, i'm in a play tonight. Yeah, 7:30. Its our Theatre 1 play we put on. Its called Of Poems, Youth, and Spring and it might just be the sappiest thing EVER. For serious ( Read more... )

Man i've got a headache like your mother. Oye vaye.

I think i might be drinking too much root beer. Can root beer cause brain damage? ah, well.

Oof, i need to shower/do the dishes/clean my room/study for bio test/study for math quiz/sleep.

MAN OH MAN.

136. I think waiting for my period is worse than actually having it.

So, since my tournament games were canceled yesterday, the league took the top 2 teams in the division and put a game for 1st and 2nd place. We were first, Chantilly was 2nd ( Read more... )

My dad is a total retard. So he went to one aisle in the grocery store and i went to another one. So we ended up on different sides, you know, one end. the other end. the end with the checkouts and the end with the food. anyways. and so we were walking and pointing at eachother at the aisles. Please, pictures this for me. And so then i ran ahead to ( Read more... )

does anyone want to go on a lunch date with me and go see a movie ( Read more... )

Okay, this cricket thing is getting ridiculus. Does our house have a HOMING DEVICE OR SOMETHING? I mean, for all i know there is no sign above our house saying "CRICKETS. HERE. PLAGUE THE ERICKSON FAMILY." Or is there some type of high-pitched noise that only crickets can here coming from our BASEMENT? man oh man ( Read more... )

Extreme Dodgeball is my new favorite show. Really, man.

134. When i brush my teeth with my electric toothbrush, my nose itches.

Who gets a mosquito bite in november? Its probably a CRICKET bite and im going to die of cricketitis due to my cricketphobia. Mmhm ( Read more... )