Abs Breen is haunting my dreams. Excuse me while I go piss on his grave in Chrissy's backyard.

You make my lips twist like a cap from a coca-cola bottle wit yo body lookin' slicka then the finest bottle. Tell me baby, can you shimmy, can you make me feel hot, whatchu got, gets me in that right spot.

Ah ahahahaha. Man, they're as bad as us.

I can not believe my mom called JoJo at KIIS FM and made him play I Showed Her. :-[

That lady is crazy.

I think I'm coming down with something. Eh heh.

You suck and that's sad. :'(

Iced tea leaves a weird film on the roof of my mouth. For the rest of the day, I will be licking at it, trying to make it go away. Ugh.

Ryan Starr played me. And then sent me icons of herself and Justin. What a hater. My poor wounded heart. Psh my fro is totally better then his.

Fine I am back for real this time. I will stop dying. I will train myself to update as much as I used to. I will stay stay stay.

Mmmm where is Ryan Starr?

It's funny, there once was a time when I couldn't shut up and stop updating. Now I hardly ever know what to say. I've been hanging around Jake too long. I can feel my intelligence slipping. :D And when was my last update that had any real substance? It's been a while and it was about a tired subject anyway ( Read more... )

Happy birthday, Chrissy. I really hope it's a great day for you.

You'll get your presents later. ;)

AND KATIE! Fuck me, how did I almost forget my Katie?

Happy birthday Katie baby. :-*

Okay there.

The Maxim photographer really is my hero. No really, he is.

God dayum.

Date created: 2001-11-25 20:43:18So. Looks like I've been here for a year now. [I] was infortunately not around on the actual day so you get a late one year update ( Read more... )

Okay stop missing me.