Damn Questionnaires...
1. What is your full name? Randolph Trey Parker 111 (I can hear you laughing at the back….)
2. Sex or Ice-cream.? Combine the two! Always fun…
3. When was the last time you had sex? *smirk* no comment..
4. What colour underwear you got on now? *looks*…..uhh…shit…ha…erm…can’t answer that one…
5. What u doin right now? Chatting to Matt while he cooks things in the kitchen, and I’m playing on the laptop talking to Tiff, Hannah, Ren and various others..
6. What was the last thing that you did? Scratched my balls and smoked a cigarette…lol…
7. What is right next to you? Stacks of unedited scripts, an ashtray, Matt..singing..badly *covers ears*..
8. What is your computer desk made of? Uhh..it’s the kitchen table..so..wood, I guess…
9. Who was the last person you ate out with? Matt…we went for subway yesterday
10. If you were a toy, what would you be and why? Why I’d be one of the high quality South Park toys available at a bargain price from all good toy outlets *cheesy grin*
11. Where would you want to go on your honeymoon? Uhh..Hawaii…cos..i already got a house there and I wouldn’t have to pay for a hotel *grin*
12. Who would you want to spend the rest of your life with? Uhh…permission to be sappy…Matt *nod*…either that or Ru Paul…*dies*
13. How many buddies do you have on your list? On AIM I have..umm…about 1 on msn..lol..
15. Hows the weather right now? Cold…and I’m in LA! HOW FUCKED UP IS THAT?!
16. Have you ever smoked pot? Uh huh…
17. Last person you spoke to on the phone? My mom, dad and sister…
19. Who do you most admire? Barbara Streisand *cracks up*….no…uhh..My Dad..Matt…and George Clooney *grin*
20. Do you like the person who sent this to you? Who, that skinny prick *points* nah, not at all..rofl..
21. What do u think a toblerone is? Is that kinky?
22. fav m&m? Peanut Butter, hell yeah…
23. Dream date? Matt…and I can say that ‘cause we’ve not actually been on a date yet *looks sternly* ummm either that or Eddie Izzard…cos he’s a dude…
24. Age? 33, 34 this year
25. Hair color? Brown, with random blond flecks for some reason….
26. Eye colour? Blue
28. Do you wear contacts? No..cause I can see…
29. What school did/do you attend? Conifer, Colorado…
30. Who you consider your best/closest friend? Matt, Dave, Jason…
32. What was the best advice given to you? Shut the fuck up! …lol
33. Dream vehicles? Mercedes…maybe…
34. Have you ever won any special awards? Well…for a start we got cheated out of an oscar by phil fucking weasel face Collins *growl* but yeah we got a few for South Park…
35. What are your future goals? To be a man…
36. Fav food? Chinese, Subway, Italian…
37. Fav movie?
38. Fav day of the year? Saturdays…lol
39. Fav month? July
42. Do you like to dance? Badly, yes…
43. Are you too shy to ask someone out? Uhh….
44. If you could change your name, what would it be? Superman!
45. Worse sickness you ever had? This one time, when I was a kid, I vomited 15 times in one day, that was pretty sweet…lol…
46. Do you sleep naked? In this weather? *grins* wouldn’t you like to know…
47. Have you ever been in love? Uh-huh..
48. What is the most stupid thing you ever done? Uhh *thinks* considering I am the epitome of stupid, I’d say everything I do has an element of stupidity…
49. What will your first sons name be? Terrance and Phillip…rofl…. 0.o
50. First daughter? Flannel and Soap
51. Fav drink? Beer! Beer beer beer beer…
52. Do you like happy or scary movies better? Happy, just as long as it’s a sick and disturbed kind of happy…
53. Sex.....on the phone or in person? In person, dumbass! What kind of a question is that anyways?
54. Xmas or Easter? *Cartman Voice* EY! CHRISTMAS! *Dances* AH GIT LOTS OF PREEEETHENTS…
55. Lust or love? Both, in equal measures…
56. Kisses or hugs? hugs
57. If you could change one thing what would it be? LoL…I’d go back In time and shoot the person who replaced George W Bush’s brain with a peanut…
59. Fav songs? The Wheels on The Bus…classic…
61. What did you think of this survey? Seeing as it’s 5am and I have little else today, I’d say it was ‘Occupying, but pointless.’ Lol
62. Do you want your friends to write back? Yes, the bitches…
63. Who is the most likely to respond? Now that’s a toughie, all depends on who can be bothered…
64. Who is least likely to respond? Matt…cause he’s a lazy oaf…
65. Fav board game? Clue!!
66a. Fav part of opposite sex? Eyes, Smile
66b. Fav part of the same sex? C’maaaan isn’t it obvious? ;)
67. Worst feeling in the world? Heartbreak..
68. Fav sound? Wanna hear my favourite noise? Ok…*fart* hahahahaha…
69. What's the 1st thing you think of in the morning? Oh Fuck…
70. Rollercoaster - scary or exciting? Exciting
71. How many rings before you answer the phone? Depends how far away from the phone I am..
72. Storms..cool or scary? Cooool…
73. First car? A total fucking rust bucket…
74. If you could meet 1 person dead or alive who? Jesus, Satan, John Elway…
75. Whats your zodiac sign? Libra..i think…
76. If you could have any job in the world what it be? I quite like my job…either that or a sewage worker…
77. Is the glass half empty or half full? Half Full
78. Are you lefty righty or ambidextrous? Lefty
79. Whats under your bed? I’d rather not know…
80. Whats your fav number? 13
81. Whats your fav sport? Ice Hockey and Football
82. Say one thing nice about the person who sent you this? Do I have to? Oh..ok…um…he has great hair….
83. What is the ------- point of this questionnaire? Who knows…
2. Sex or Ice-cream.? Combine the two! Always fun…
3. When was the last time you had sex? *smirk* no comment..
4. What colour underwear you got on now? *looks*…..uhh…shit…ha…erm…can’t answer that one…
5. What u doin right now? Chatting to Matt while he cooks things in the kitchen, and I’m playing on the laptop talking to Tiff, Hannah, Ren and various others..
6. What was the last thing that you did? Scratched my balls and smoked a cigarette…lol…
7. What is right next to you? Stacks of unedited scripts, an ashtray, Matt..singing..badly *covers ears*..
8. What is your computer desk made of? Uhh..it’s the kitchen table..so..wood, I guess…
9. Who was the last person you ate out with? Matt…we went for subway yesterday
10. If you were a toy, what would you be and why? Why I’d be one of the high quality South Park toys available at a bargain price from all good toy outlets *cheesy grin*
11. Where would you want to go on your honeymoon? Uhh..Hawaii…cos..i already got a house there and I wouldn’t have to pay for a hotel *grin*
12. Who would you want to spend the rest of your life with? Uhh…permission to be sappy…Matt *nod*…either that or Ru Paul…*dies*
13. How many buddies do you have on your list? On AIM I have..umm…about 1 on msn..lol..
15. Hows the weather right now? Cold…and I’m in LA! HOW FUCKED UP IS THAT?!
16. Have you ever smoked pot? Uh huh…
17. Last person you spoke to on the phone? My mom, dad and sister…
19. Who do you most admire? Barbara Streisand *cracks up*….no…uhh..My Dad..Matt…and George Clooney *grin*
20. Do you like the person who sent this to you? Who, that skinny prick *points* nah, not at all..rofl..
21. What do u think a toblerone is? Is that kinky?
22. fav m&m? Peanut Butter, hell yeah…
23. Dream date? Matt…and I can say that ‘cause we’ve not actually been on a date yet *looks sternly* ummm either that or Eddie Izzard…cos he’s a dude…
24. Age? 33, 34 this year
25. Hair color? Brown, with random blond flecks for some reason….
26. Eye colour? Blue
28. Do you wear contacts? No..cause I can see…
29. What school did/do you attend? Conifer, Colorado…
30. Who you consider your best/closest friend? Matt, Dave, Jason…
32. What was the best advice given to you? Shut the fuck up! …lol
33. Dream vehicles? Mercedes…maybe…
34. Have you ever won any special awards? Well…for a start we got cheated out of an oscar by phil fucking weasel face Collins *growl* but yeah we got a few for South Park…
35. What are your future goals? To be a man…
36. Fav food? Chinese, Subway, Italian…
37. Fav movie?
38. Fav day of the year? Saturdays…lol
39. Fav month? July
42. Do you like to dance? Badly, yes…
43. Are you too shy to ask someone out? Uhh….
44. If you could change your name, what would it be? Superman!
45. Worse sickness you ever had? This one time, when I was a kid, I vomited 15 times in one day, that was pretty sweet…lol…
46. Do you sleep naked? In this weather? *grins* wouldn’t you like to know…
47. Have you ever been in love? Uh-huh..
48. What is the most stupid thing you ever done? Uhh *thinks* considering I am the epitome of stupid, I’d say everything I do has an element of stupidity…
49. What will your first sons name be? Terrance and Phillip…rofl…. 0.o
50. First daughter? Flannel and Soap
51. Fav drink? Beer! Beer beer beer beer…
52. Do you like happy or scary movies better? Happy, just as long as it’s a sick and disturbed kind of happy…
53. Sex.....on the phone or in person? In person, dumbass! What kind of a question is that anyways?
54. Xmas or Easter? *Cartman Voice* EY! CHRISTMAS! *Dances* AH GIT LOTS OF PREEEETHENTS…
55. Lust or love? Both, in equal measures…
56. Kisses or hugs? hugs
57. If you could change one thing what would it be? LoL…I’d go back In time and shoot the person who replaced George W Bush’s brain with a peanut…
59. Fav songs? The Wheels on The Bus…classic…
61. What did you think of this survey? Seeing as it’s 5am and I have little else today, I’d say it was ‘Occupying, but pointless.’ Lol
62. Do you want your friends to write back? Yes, the bitches…
63. Who is the most likely to respond? Now that’s a toughie, all depends on who can be bothered…
64. Who is least likely to respond? Matt…cause he’s a lazy oaf…
65. Fav board game? Clue!!
66a. Fav part of opposite sex? Eyes, Smile
66b. Fav part of the same sex? C’maaaan isn’t it obvious? ;)
67. Worst feeling in the world? Heartbreak..
68. Fav sound? Wanna hear my favourite noise? Ok…*fart* hahahahaha…
69. What's the 1st thing you think of in the morning? Oh Fuck…
70. Rollercoaster - scary or exciting? Exciting
71. How many rings before you answer the phone? Depends how far away from the phone I am..
72. Storms..cool or scary? Cooool…
73. First car? A total fucking rust bucket…
74. If you could meet 1 person dead or alive who? Jesus, Satan, John Elway…
75. Whats your zodiac sign? Libra..i think…
76. If you could have any job in the world what it be? I quite like my job…either that or a sewage worker…
77. Is the glass half empty or half full? Half Full
78. Are you lefty righty or ambidextrous? Lefty
79. Whats under your bed? I’d rather not know…
80. Whats your fav number? 13
81. Whats your fav sport? Ice Hockey and Football
82. Say one thing nice about the person who sent you this? Do I have to? Oh..ok…um…he has great hair….
83. What is the ------- point of this questionnaire? Who knows…