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Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search.
A: "Maryanne needs to divert suspicion" [um...wha?]
"Maryanne needs to believe she deserves what she says she wants"[again, wha?]
Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search.
A: "Maryanne looks like a skeleton" [thanks, i think]
"Maryanne looks like a total "I Love Lucy" rerun with the pigtails on." [Well i was wearing pigtails yesterday]
Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search.
A: "Maryanne Says “I just want to make a note that i like to dance!” [HELL'S YEA!]
"Maryanne says it is her one earthly reward to be married to me" [Who am i married to and what does he look like? (yeah, i'm shallow)]
Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search.
A: "MaryAnne wants to get spanked!" [apparently i'm a porn star now...]
Q:Type in "[your name] does" in Google search.
A: "Maryanne does very well in school." [...bullshit(pardon my language)]
"MaryAnne does it all ." [...please let this not be another reference to porn.]
Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search.
A: "Maryanne Hates Spiders." [Holy crap!]
"Maryanne HATES cats." [only Goose, any other cats are fine]
Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search.
A: "Maryanne asks: “I’m having an outdoor, backyard wedding at mom and dad’s home, which they so graciously have allowed us to use." [...that wasn't a question and i thought i was already married?]
"Maryanne asks Alan to slow down." [...]
Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search.
A: "MaryAnne likes to read, see movies, and take walks." [...whoa]
"Maryanne likes to shoot." [...um *hides shotgun*]
Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search.
A: "Maryanne eats the carrots and develops super human vision" [cool]
"maryanne eats pizza by clanchatti" [...is that like Dominos?]
Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search.
A: "MaryAnne wears her boots well " [i like boots]
"Maryanne wears: Black and red strapless dress" [...sounds cute]
Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search.
A: "Mary Anne Arrested for Weed " [...probably during my pornstar phase]
Q: Type in "[your name] loves" in Google Search.
A. "Maryanne loves to strip in front" [WTF!!!!]
"Maryanne loves the seacoast" [Ah...no]
well this was annoying...WHY AM I SUDDENLY A PORN-STAR!!!?????!!!!