Jessica Alba was so much cuter when she was white ( Read more... )

It's impossible for me to think about this movie and not come up with more ways to make fun of it. Now I have another nice page to add to my screenplay. I hope I can see it come to life someday ( Read more... )

the Family Guy movie comes to dvd SEPTEMBER 27th!

It shall kick ass, the director gets to cuss, have more dirty jokes, and a lot more creativity. Its gonna be nice to see what he came up with.

Yesterday was my Birthday, and Amy was the only one aside from my parents who remembered.

So thank you Amy.

Inside her chest ( Read more... )

Nikki Hilton is very cute, its a shame her ugly hoe of a sister is more popular.

In other news, here is a song I made, I like it.
________________

Nobody likes me
Because when you're Batman
Nobody knows your real name
Is Bruce Wayne

Nobody loves me
Because all my villains
Are insane...
are insane...

I read another 100 pages of Lord of the Rings. I'm on page 264 right now. Its a shame that the movie had to come out and ruin it. Now people will watch those horrible movies riddled with plot holes, and not bother with the book. There is so much meaning and power to the story that is lost now ( Read more... )

Where would I be if I kept doing what I loved? Either more succesful and happy, or dead.

Either would be better than this.

Ok, here we go, for the opening Bass riff we have an old, skinny red neck playing a banjo in a row boat on the ocean. As the vocals come up, he looks wide eyed and terrified (like something from Johnny the Homocidal maniac) and looks off into the sea. The camera then zooms into a handsome but sadistic young man singing the words on a cruize ship. ( Read more... )

Man's lonliness is only his fear of life.