Fine, fine. You have your powers and all back now. Thank Alaneo and Ihy. I wanted to make Sephiroth a god, give Wesker his virus, the Ashfords anything they wanted, Axel his fire, Envy his abilities, Michael his wings, all the other great evils among all of you, and just let them loose to take over the city.

Maybe you ants will respect what we gods let you have a bit more now instead of hurting Ihy's feelings or blaming us for everything.

Envy, this is your last chance to settle down before I take all your powers away until I think you've done so. You go tearing through the city killing and hurting people constantly, and Alaneo gives me The Look.

I don't like The Look.

Settle down or I will settle you down. Trust me, you'd rather me do it than Alaneo need to restore the

[The post starts out with a "hmm" and a "haw", then followed by a contemplative silence. It almost seems to go on for a minute too long, before the little god's voice clicks into audio range.]I don't like it. I don't like it one bit ( Read more... )

Eeeewww! It smells down there! Hopefully this will help!

Thank you for staying alive.

[And cue on the door step of each occupied building, there will be a wicker basket of various colors and ribbons. Each one will be brimming with cleaning solutions (Comet cleanser, bleach, steel wool, Pine Sol, sponges, ect.) and personal hygiene items (fragrant ( Read more... )

Gabriel, are you ready to apologize and get those wings back or are you going to sulk somemore?

So some of you are going to be brave and dare that schoolhouse. What's in it for me to make sure that the Pale Man, Freddy Kruger, and Pennywise the Dancing Clown don't eat your souls?

Did you ants have a good romantic and sappy holiday?

Funny who you ants really love no matter what you tell yourselves, isn't it?

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