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[trianne]

I used to post funny things, happy things, prony things, Elijahthings!

I used to write drabbles. Please help me find my creative muse and take my mind off home and parents and stuff.

1. Name of male celeb (NOT ELIJAH, cos he's in it!)
2. Colour
3. Vegetable
4. Star Wars character

That's all I want from you.

Be a pal.

Comments

[hanarobi]

Rufus
Scarlet
Eggplant
Luke

[trianne]

I fail at Luke.
Sorry.

“The Brits call eggplants aubergines, you know.”

“Really? That’s interesting. Ohhh-bear-jeans... I like that...”

“I thought you would.”

“Yes.”

There’s a silence broken only by the sound of bed springs. Then Rufus, “I much prefer hot cock to vegetables, just to make that clear...”

Elijah paused mid-thrust. “Glad to hear it,” he said, huskily, his face turning a not-very-becoming shade of scarlet as he endeavoured to maintain control.

“Ohhh. Beeear. Jeans!” he cried, finishing.

Rufus merely smiled.

[trianne]

Here goes, darling

He never would’ve believed it if he hadn’t seen it.
Sprawled amidst the brand new lavender sheets, jerking off to Star Wars, tongue flicking like a salamander, jerking off in his new sheets: that guy, that cute but totally unattractive, big-eyed guy, the one that showed up at the party and stayed.
On his new sheets.
Jerking off.
To Han Solo.
Okay. Han Solo?
“Frodo? Remember me? Captain JACK? If you want your asparagus on your plate and not shoved up your ASS, show the host a little respect...”
That showed him. OH.
Well, the sheets were washable...
He hoped.

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[ourdramaqueen]

ROTFLMAO!!!! That's brilliant! *giggle*

[suzy_74]

1. Dom
2. Black
3. Cauliflower
4. Yoda

Changed it again. *lol* Sorry. I need to go to bed me thinks.

[sayhello]

1. Tom Hanks
2. Gray
3. Broccoflower
4. Obi-wan Kenobi

Hewene

[msilverstar]

Viggo
Cerulean ;-)
Asparagus
Princess Amedela's handmaiden

Thanks so much for the pressy, you are sweet.