Since this is already a celebratory post, I'm going to jump in and use it to wish you a happy birthday! I'm sorry I don't have a proper gift of poetry or fiction for you this year, but I hope you will at least enjoy Elijah's revised Declaration below. Have a great day!
What Elijah Was REALLY Declaring:
I hold myself whenever no one's watching and sometimes when they are these truths to be self-evident, that all Big Men are created more equal than others, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain particularly large, luscious endowments that deserve to be readily shared and deeply appreciated and oh yeah certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of Small Men Named Elijah Wood.
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Since this is already a celebratory post, I'm going to jump in and use it to wish you a happy birthday! I'm sorry I don't have a proper gift of poetry or fiction for you this year, but I hope you will at least enjoy Elijah's revised Declaration below. Have a great day!
What Elijah Was REALLY Declaring:
I hold myself whenever no one's watching and sometimes when they are these truths to be self-evident, that all Big Men are created more equal than others, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain particularly large, luscious endowments that deserve to be readily shared and deeply appreciated and oh yeah certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of Small Men Named Elijah Wood.
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