Real Life Rant
WARNING: rant that may contain profanity and offensive subject matter is to follow!! May be upsetting to some. Continue at your own risk!!
Parents who don't stay home with their children are the biggest fucking babies. I say parents and not Fathers simply because there are some devoted stay-at-home-dads out there whose non maternal wives put them thru the same damn shite my husband does me.
Here's a note working mom or dad: Raising kids is tough, messy, chaotic, infanticide inducing, with no concrete benefits or health plan. We don't get incentive checks for a job well done. We get nothing but whatever internal reward we grant ourselves. All the while you gripe about having to actually put up with your outside job. News flash: you're geting paid to work. Do it and shut the hell up!
And you know how the kids tend to destroy your life on your days off? Well guess what? WE deal with that every, single, waking moment of the day 24/7. Yes they spill our coffee on our computer keyboards, scream for entirely no reason, crap their pants, throw up on the couch, drool, drip snot, color the walls with their poop, dunk the cat in the toilet, scratch the big screen tv, make us sometimes regret ever bringing them into this world...
You aren't experiencing ANYTHING new so I don't wanna hear about what the kids put you through while I was attempting to take a nap. When you've spent every damn night for the past 7 years staying up late with a colicky infant, crying toddler, sick or scared child, THEN maybe I'll give a shit about your grievances. Until then, suck it up. For pete's sake, you didn't even have to give BIRTH!
Now, if you've read this and are offended, I don't care. I WARNED you.
Parents who don't stay home with their children are the biggest fucking babies. I say parents and not Fathers simply because there are some devoted stay-at-home-dads out there whose non maternal wives put them thru the same damn shite my husband does me.
Here's a note working mom or dad: Raising kids is tough, messy, chaotic, infanticide inducing, with no concrete benefits or health plan. We don't get incentive checks for a job well done. We get nothing but whatever internal reward we grant ourselves. All the while you gripe about having to actually put up with your outside job. News flash: you're geting paid to work. Do it and shut the hell up!
And you know how the kids tend to destroy your life on your days off? Well guess what? WE deal with that every, single, waking moment of the day 24/7. Yes they spill our coffee on our computer keyboards, scream for entirely no reason, crap their pants, throw up on the couch, drool, drip snot, color the walls with their poop, dunk the cat in the toilet, scratch the big screen tv, make us sometimes regret ever bringing them into this world...
You aren't experiencing ANYTHING new so I don't wanna hear about what the kids put you through while I was attempting to take a nap. When you've spent every damn night for the past 7 years staying up late with a colicky infant, crying toddler, sick or scared child, THEN maybe I'll give a shit about your grievances. Until then, suck it up. For pete's sake, you didn't even have to give BIRTH!
Now, if you've read this and are offended, I don't care. I WARNED you.