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I like how shoes are named after people.

I was just tidying up (and since I'm the dork who keeps her shoes in boxes), and I was walking around my bedroom saying the following:

"Audrey. Right. Now where's Rebecca? Aha. Now up in the closet by Amy..."

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LUCILLE CATHERINE
August 23, 2005
3:21 PM, 7 pounds, 11 oz.

OK, ladies and gents, I need some help ASAP.

How do you (politely, gently) turn people down?

In specific, a man approx. twice your age who seems to have some creepy dark thoughts behind his goofy, bubbly exterior that asked to have "a cup of coffee, or two, or...".

I'm really bad at this!