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[trickankle]

It's a big week for celebrity romance sightings. I just briefly met Scarlett Johansson (my arch nemesis) and her apparent boyfriend Josh Hartnett. He was surprisingly nice and really really really really attractive.

Maybe I should turn this into a celebrity gossip column. I bet more people would read it. Haha.

Comments

[oh_kevin]

does he still have large bert eyebrows?

you'd figure by now he's got enough money to manage those things...

[wistfuljen]

Why is she your arch nemesis? (Personally, I hate her because she is so young and successful)

(then again she did the voice of Mindy in the Spongebob movie so it's okay)

[trickankle]

There's this boy I have had a thing for for 4 years and she is to him what Heath is to me. Hahah. I also think she's incredibly vapid. Plus, I heard Bill Murray hated her on the set of Lost in Translation, and if Bill Murray hates her, I hate her.

But then again, she is a celebrity. WHAT THE FUCK DO I KNOW.

[wistfuljen]

oh, god. that bill murray think makes me feel so much more solidified in my hate for her. i feel validated.

(though i still haven't seen all of 'lost in translation.' i'm sort of a poseur in my hatred, i guess.)

[wistfuljen]

*thing

[skipweloveyou]

thank god! i thought i was the only one who thinks scarlett johansson sucks.

[oh_kevin]

jeff is good in girls.

zing!