1. Your goddamn monkey sounds on IM nearly gave me a heart attack this morning. 2. There are several, but I think You Got Served wins, for obvious reasons. 3. I learned my lesson, I will never wrestle with you again, I don't care if it's cherry Jell-O. 4. Kiki and Beautifull got your back!! 5. "Hi, I'm Val. I'm drunk." 6. Monkey, obviously. 7. Why DO you have a monkey tattoo anyway?
1. You are forgetful/fall asleep in public. 2. Tears for Fears, Head over Heels. 3. Definitely lime? 4. Guys..... wouldn't it SUCK to be a spider?! 5. You were dating Amy and we were in high school, in that corner by the quad where all the 'punk' kids hung out. I think you walked by and Danne said "That is who Amy is dating". Back then you were Kevin-O. I remember thinking you and Amy looked alike. 6. Oh wow, I have no idea. 7. So... did you make out with Colin's mom? (ha)
That girl at my house the night you and Mary came over. Sitting by the pool/fire. Drinking margaritas. "Guys, wouldn't it suck to be a spider? I mean, seriously, think about it. It would be so terrible."
Me and Ashley and Mary kept looking at each other trying not to laugh. Eventually I just got up and was like "I need a drink" and ran inside.
1. You have a surprisingly husky (hot) voice. 2. Something XXX. 3. Definitely cherry, my favorite. 4. A-yep. 5. You said I was cool on LJ. 6. Kitten. 7. Do you miss the West Coast on a regular basis?
you know my name. do it. for you: 1.you secretly like sports, but only certain ones. 2. something hip so i haven't heard of it. 3. champagne, with bubbles and everything 4. when i took adam gitner's virginity i ripped the (cloth) ceiling off his car cause i was on top. i pretended it was like a "heat of the moment" thing but it was actually because i thought he was a tool and had the balls to tell me my thighs were too fat for my body. at least i have thighs. his car has no ceiling 5. you were in my freshman english class with o'toole, aka the best man alive 6. koalas, but i think its cause ive been drinking and koala sounds a little bit like kiley. 7. is it true that your parents didnt allow you upstairs ever or is that just cause you had friends over at the time?
This is pretty much the funniest thing I have ever read. You're amazing. Also, when I was little, I was obsessed with koalas. I even had a backpack shaped like one that hugged me.
And no, they didn't forbid me from upstairs, only when friends were over. But my dad did make me ask permission to go up there.
1. My mom thought you were a lesbian at my Sweet 16 party. 2. Most songs by Blondie because you look Debbie Harry. Also 'Punk Rock Academy' by Atom and His Package. 3. Whiskey flavored? 4. Haha. You speak English really well, considering you are from Sweden. 5. Frosh english. O'Toole liked you because you were smart and quiet in that class. 6. A pretty bird. 7. Did you think I was a huge loser because of the AGitner thing?
1. You work for my Dad. Crazy! 2. Hot Hot Heat for some reason. 3. Watermelon. 4. You really ought to shave in the morning. 5. You worked at Borders Cafe and I thought you didn't like me. 6. Panda. 7. Did you really not like me?
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1. Your goddamn monkey sounds on IM nearly gave me a heart attack this morning.
2. There are several, but I think You Got Served wins, for obvious reasons.
3. I learned my lesson, I will never wrestle with you again, I don't care if it's cherry Jell-O.
4. Kiki and Beautifull got your back!!
5. "Hi, I'm Val. I'm drunk."
6. Monkey, obviously.
7. Why DO you have a monkey tattoo anyway?
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This from the girl who wears her heart on her sleeve....
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2. Tears for Fears, Head over Heels.
3. Definitely lime?
4. Guys..... wouldn't it SUCK to be a spider?!
5. You were dating Amy and we were in high school, in that corner by the quad where all the 'punk' kids hung out. I think you walked by and Danne said "That is who Amy is dating". Back then you were Kevin-O. I remember thinking you and Amy looked alike.
6. Oh wow, I have no idea.
7. So... did you make out with Colin's mom? (ha)
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lime would be good.
you are my power animal
she kissed me, nothing more. (you jerk haha)
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Me and Ashley and Mary kept looking at each other trying not to laugh. Eventually I just got up and was like "I need a drink" and ran inside.
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2. Something XXX.
3. Definitely cherry, my favorite.
4. A-yep.
5. You said I was cool on LJ.
6. Kitten.
7. Do you miss the West Coast on a regular basis?
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like right now. i want to go home. :'(
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for you:
1.you secretly like sports, but only certain ones.
2. something hip so i haven't heard of it.
3. champagne, with bubbles and everything
4. when i took adam gitner's virginity i ripped the (cloth) ceiling off his car cause i was on top. i pretended it was like a "heat of the moment" thing but it was actually because i thought he was a tool and had the balls to tell me my thighs were too fat for my body. at least i have thighs. his car has no ceiling
5. you were in my freshman english class with o'toole, aka the best man alive
6. koalas, but i think its cause ive been drinking and koala sounds a little bit like kiley.
7. is it true that your parents didnt allow you upstairs ever or is that just cause you had friends over at the time?
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And no, they didn't forbid me from upstairs, only when friends were over. But my dad did make me ask permission to go up there.
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2. Most songs by Blondie because you look Debbie Harry. Also 'Punk Rock Academy' by Atom and His Package.
3. Whiskey flavored?
4. Haha. You speak English really well, considering you are from Sweden.
5. Frosh english. O'Toole liked you because you were smart and quiet in that class.
6. A pretty bird.
7. Did you think I was a huge loser because of the AGitner thing?
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2. Hot Hot Heat for some reason.
3. Watermelon.
4. You really ought to shave in the morning.
5. You worked at Borders Cafe and I thought you didn't like me.
6. Panda.
7. Did you really not like me?
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What? I like you.
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