001 [] The broken doors are open, come, and enter, if you will; We hope that you enjoy your stay-

[trickiernthou]

Whoooo, boy. And ol’ Luci thought I was slumming it before I wound up in this place. Who the hell did the decorating in this wanna-be hellhole? No, wait, don’t tell me-it’s another post-apocalyptic world with way too few people still hanging around in it. Am I right, or am I right?

[A sigh.] I mean, seriously. One Apocalypse wasn't enough? Am I

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[beyondimagining]

It seems you are familiar with this sort of place, then.

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[trickiernthou]

[He cocks his head to the side either curiously or disdainfully. Hard to tell which.]

Hard to miss the details of post-apocalyptic devastation. Not only did I just come from one, but I happen to very familiar with several different versions of the damn event. Hard not to when you're supposed to cause it in one version of the tale.

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[beyondimagining]

[If this news disturbs the boy, it is impossible to tell from his expression. He merely continues to smile pleasantly.]

My goodness, you must come from quite the interesting world.

[trickiernthou]

It's Earth. Of course it's interesting.

[gocoldturkey]

When all else fails, just blame Turkey.

Always works. ((THUMBS UP))

[trickiernthou]

Oh, I am good at laying the blame on everyone else around--but it's usually more like Tyr, Thor, or, Valhalla forbid, Baldr. Don't know about Turkey. He's not all that big on the scale of things. I mean, does America go blaming Turkey for everything? 'Cause we all know he's a major player these days. Nah, I think he'd blame Germany, or maybe Russia, first. They've got history.

So who does that make you?

[gocoldturkey]

America blames Russia, but Russia's not a bad guy really... Germany not as much... they get along okay. Turkey picks on people though, so it's better to blame him.

[trickiernthou]

Gee, you really know your countries. Human affairs don't really concern me though, and I really really really hate wars so... [He shrugs. He's discovered the video function by now.]

You didn't answer my question.

( voice; english )

[libertyfuckyeah]

You're right! Well, this isn't where I'm from, of course, but the population here is smaller than most of even my smallest towns!

( voice; english )

[trickiernthou]

Your smallest towns? [He's amused by that.]

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[libertyfuckyeah]

Yeah! I mean, I'm guessing this place is around 300, and even small towns are somewhere around 1,000 or more. It's more like a camp ground, but way less fun.

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[trickiernthou]

[Yeah, that was boring.]

I'm sorry, did you say something semi-educational? I wasn't really paying attention.

[video]

[failhound]

'Tch, hell's way better than this.

--You come from another apocalypse?? If they actually got someone helpful for a change I'll eat my spear.

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[trickiernthou]

Yeah, it's a bottle of pure joy. [/deadpan]

End of days, Biblical prophecies and all. Quite the joy. And I was so enjoying the Earth before the muckheads screwed it all up.

video | But I like being a ninja. I should have waited till more people friended before posting this

[trickiernthou]

The Apocalypse was in session when I got taken off the chess board. Don't know how those boys are gonna stop it with the most powerful piece missing...

But, hey. The rest of the Book was thrown out the metaphorical window so why not. Who says the Apocalypse can't be stopped? [He shrugs carelessly. Sore point for him!]

video | Hehehe. You want me to be a Naruto ninja?

[trickiernthou]

I am nobody's pawn!

[seethe seethe seethe]

Not a religious man, are you?