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[trickly_fred]

I have come to announce that I, Fred Weasley, am no longer a twin. Or straight.

He-Who-Was-George has been disowned from the Twindom and will be experiencing a quite different change in, oh, five minutes. I hope you enjoy your new hair He-Who-Was-George.

Gin, Ron, we should get together and do siblings things soon.

Comments

[sirius_a_star]

Does this mean you're going to stop shouting about things that really don't need to be discussed in public? Because if so, it's about bloody time.

[trickly_fred]

Shouting? Me? Never! I am a perfectly happy twinless seventh year!

[sirius_a_star]

...Sure.

[redlilsis]

THIS HAD BETTER NOT MEAN YOU THINK IT'S OKAY NOW TO KISS HIM.

[trickly_fred]

Like I want to kiss slimy gits!

[astute_hermione]

Please tell me that this is an indication that the Common Room will be safe and quiet.

[trickly_fred]

If He-Who-Was-Not-George is quiet, I guess so.

[astute_hermione]

Good. Now maybe I can come in without instantly getting a headache.

[trickly_fred]

You could before, Hermione. At least, as long as you ran through without anybody seeing you.

[angiewins]

I HATE Y- I KNEW YOU WERE G- YOU ARE SO..

UGH.

[trickly_fred]

What the bloody hell do you want?

[angiewins]

For you to fall off the face of the earth stop being so stupid.

[trickly_fred]

Why don't you tell that bludger-face of a boyfriend to stop being so stupid?