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Voicemail

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goneonenight May 28 2010, 02:52:10 UTC

I need to talk to you as soon as you get this.

trickstermentor May 28 2010, 02:59:46 UTC

Yoruichi-san! How fitting it is that you're the first person to call me on my shiny new phone~

goneonenight May 28 2010, 03:04:54 UTC

Kisuke.

[Her voice has the faintest edge of strain.]

Something's wrong with me. I just put my hand through a wall and didn't feel a thing.

trickstermentor May 28 2010, 03:06:05 UTC

[And any trace of facetiousness his voice might have once held has vanished.]

I'll be right there.

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goneonenight June 2 2010, 06:11:38 UTC

Yo--one of the labs next to yours opened up, so I've arranged for some extra space for you. You can thank me later.

trickstermentor June 2 2010, 06:18:58 UTC

Have I told you lately how wonderful you are?

goneonenight June 2 2010, 06:25:33 UTC

I don't think you have, no.

trickstermentor June 2 2010, 06:38:50 UTC

Shihouin Yoruichi, you are a wonderful, glorious, magnificent specimen of everything that a woman should be! I am not worthy of bathing in the reflected glow of your radiance! You are without a doubt the most wonderful, wonderful woman I have ever had the pleasure of knowing.

Shall I go on?

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goneonenight June 6 2010, 06:03:41 UTC

You don't have to call me back--I just wanted to bring your attention to something.

[Attachment contains links to this post, this post and this post.]

[voicemail] gunpowderreason June 7 2010, 01:51:56 UTC

Mr. Urahara, I have a rather bold request.

Re: [voicemail] trickstermentor June 7 2010, 05:24:02 UTC

A bold request? That sounds intriguing. What sort of request?

Re: [voicemail] gunpowderreason June 7 2010, 21:26:27 UTC

Some information is sensitive and needs to be kept from as many ears as possible--it would be helpful if the Colonel and I had a safe, secure way to share information privately and with who needs to know directly. I've had to act very brashly in the last few days to report my findings, but I am not confident that I can get away with it frequently.

Re: [voicemail] trickstermentor June 7 2010, 22:42:28 UTC

And none of the filters already in place suffice? In that case I will have to see about getting something set up for you.

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[voicemail] goneonenight September 22 2010, 20:44:43 UTC

I need you to make me some soap.

I'm tired of smelling like sausages.

Re: [voicemail] trickstermentor September 23 2010, 01:26:55 UTC

[Brief pause as this sinks in.]

Why did you buy sausage scented soap in the first place, Yoruichi-san?

Re: [voicemail] goneonenight September 23 2010, 03:20:34 UTC

It's not my soap, Kisuke. My second job is making sausages.

[Which is why the pets couldn't seem to get enough of her lately.]

Re: [voicemail] trickstermentor September 23 2010, 03:24:19 UTC

Oh I see.

Well then, I'll see what I can do.

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