I spend half an hour on Myspace to bring me to the conclusion that when I moved to Cali, I left behind a big part of myself. We are scattered all over - aside from a couple of folks, I'm the only one in the beautiful Bay. We represent NY some and the midwest heavily, with one aberrant Southerner. How is everyone doing? I remember you, do you ( Read more... )

Your Brain is 40.00% Female, 60.00% Male

You have a total boy brain

Logical and detailed, you tend to look at the facts

And while your emotions do sway you sometimes...

You never like to get feelings too involved

What Gender Is Your Brain?

Now why the fuck do they air important shit like the Gwen Guerrero story only at 2am on Public Broadcast? This shit's important! Who the hell is up at 2am on Sat night watching PBS anyway (besides me)? Obviously the stoners shoveling pizza down their throat will completely miss the message; everyone else up at this time is probably downloading porn ( Read more... )

I have been given the rest of the week off from work (I should mention I'm no longer defending the downtrodden but sorting papers for CEO clients who have been accused of defrauding shareholders). Thus, I have something called "free time" (archaic, I know) and can now LJ, which I view as reflective masturbating. In other words, I love it! Whee!! I' ( Read more... )

The trip was all drinking and sun. I never thought I could successfully drink as much as I did. I saw my first pseudo-strippers and the sky did not fall. Actually they weren't very hot, PLUS we were not at a strip club, so we consoled ourselves by yelling "SAGGY! SAGGY!" at the nasty chicks on stage. We demanded male entertainment but the ( Read more... )

PRAYER ( Read more... )

Met up w/Aesop. Had a great time. I didn't realize how much I'd missed Berkeley. It's nice to see people walking around, talking, having a good time, being human. I saw more people than cars today. Ok, I didn't. But one can only hope ( Read more... )

his damn bumper sticker won't come off my car. If you scrape it with one fingernail, pieces of plastic may flake off, but the sticker itself remains defiantly intact. That is the reason you see daily reminders of that painful election - not bc Dems are really still rooting for the senator, but bc THEY HAVE NO OTHER CHOICE. (hm, sound familiar???) ( Read more... )

IT KEEPS GOING, AND GOING, AND GOING ( Read more... )