Hi guys. I'm back and I love you!! Band camp (yes I'm several different types of dork) was a total load of shit. Horny fork orgies were fun, though.
Okay!!! But I absolutely CAN'T leave without babbling about this weird shit that happened in my dorm! My suite-mate tried to commit suicide, like, on the fourth day.
Okay, so I have a roommate, right? It's some girl named Kimberly; Mr. C signed me up with her 'cause I had forgotten to sign up for a roomate. Then because the camp was on a college campus, our "suite" was two rooms connected by the bathroom. Joy. And our suitemates were Gabby, a bitchy ghetto whore; and Candice, sort of nice but absolutely fucking ANNOYING!! STOP TOUCHING ME AND GRABBING MY ARM!!!!!! I AM NOT YOUR BEST FRIEND!!!
Anyhoo, Gabby was with her little group of ghetto friends, right? And they were all talking about and joking and laughing at each other on the walk back to the dorms from the food place. Candice was with them, and at first she was laughing too when they started talking about her, but then they got really cruel... from what I heard it went something like this.
Gabby: *pretends to talk on her cell* Hi, is this the zoo? I've got a beast I want to send over there.
Gabby: Oh, you don't take beasts? Do you know anyone who will?
Gabby: Oh, the trash people. Thanks
Gabby: *pretends to dial number* Hey, is this the trash people? We've got someone who belongs there. The zoo wouldn't take her. Oh, you don't either? Well fuck it.
Then they started talking about how fat and ugly she was, and she was RIGHT FUCKING THERE!!! Then I think Candice lost it and she smacked Gabby in the face. Gabby threatened to kill her and/or beat her up, I don't know which.
Then when we got back to the dorms, I went to the bathroom and heard crying. Now I wasn't here for any of the above shit so I had no idea what happened, but I was pretty sure it was Candice. (And Kim was crying too, over some stupid blond kid with a really small head) And she was telling Kim about what happened, and I caught snippets of "talking about me" and "she was my friend" and I thought "OH MY FUCKING GOD HOLY SHIT SHIT SHIT IT WAS ME OH MY FUCK" 'cause I... had been talking about her a little too to a friend who goes to her school. (because she annoyed me. People get on my nerves easily, if you haven't noticed)
Anyhoo, I kept listening through the bathroom door and Gabby and her crew came in, and I found out what happened. Then I went outside, and when I came back they were like "Oh my god, she FUCKING SLIT HER WRISTS."
She hadn't really slit her wrists-- she had cut them with Fiskar scissors, so it didn't hit the vein but was bleeding quite a bit. It scared the shit out of me; I'd never really seen this stuff before. Yes, I'm a loser. Bite me.
So Candice was too embarrassed to come back even as a commuter (EVERONE knew by now), so her parents came to pick her up and they just left, but not before having a huge talk with Gabby, two counselors, Candice, and both her parents. Joyful fun. Gabby started crying and I actually felt sorry for her, because as much as it was her fault, I can't imagine how it would be like to stand in a room and argue with four adults and one girl whom you've just immensely hurt.
Either way, camp was stupid. The dance sucked ass-- I usually LOVE dances, but the speakers were fucked up. You could hear the beat, but not like the actual tune and words unless you stood really close. Fun. I was dancing, but no one else was, so I got bored and left. Eventually some friends and I went to the game room to play cards.
And people were hooking up everywhere. Yay for thirteen-year old whores and pimps!!
OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!!!!!!
spitfirez sent me this HILARIOUS tenipuri doujinshi!!!! It's so FUNNY XDXDXDXDXDXD and it's got this gorgeous poster and this ADORABLE chibi art!!*cradles* I l0ff you Rachel ;x;x;x;x;x;
Oh, and a whory tenipuri meme jacked from several people on the fuhlist.
1. Did you watched all tenipuri episodes up to the newest?
I've seen up to episode 134, six or something of which I watched in Chinese because I'm just that pimpin'. Except I skipped the one of the Wakato vs. Kaidoh episodes-- I accidentally clicked the wrong file to watch, but from what I could see, it really didn't matter what happened in the previous ep anyway. I didn't like Johsei. AHHHH BITE ME. (except for Kajimoto hippie tablecloth man!!)
2. You like tennis?
OH MY FUCKING GOD IT PIMPS!!!! OMG it is so FUN and I love it to pieces, although I hate getting sweaty. I'm no good though, lol! I've sent, like, at least forty balls into the creek thing behind the courts.
3. Up to now, which scene(or line) that you remember most?
All the porny ones.
And the part where Kamio and Shiji are hitting the two balls back and forth and generally being full to the brim with shit, OH MY GOD IT WAS SO CUTE!but then Ryoma had to smack himself in and RUIN IT!!!!!!!
4. What made you start watch(read) Tennis No Oujisama?
I was like eww, tennis, how stupid. Then I saw some pictures and fell in twu wuv with Ryoma, then Tezuka, then Tezuka and Ryoma, then Tezuka x Ryoma. So I read lots of fics and shit and then I decided to download the anime. Joyful fun.
Obviously I'm over my TezuRyo now, but I still adore it!!!
5. After watch(read) tenipuri did you start play tennis?
HAHAHAHA YES. *DORK*
6. To you... what's the best part about tenipuri?
FUDOMINE.
That and Shinji. And Kamio, most of the time. And... tennis? And p0rn.
7. Who do you think is Fudomine's AllUKE?
OH MY FUCKING GOD SHINJI. SHINJI SHINJI SHINJI SHINJI NOT KAMIO!!!!!!
8. Then who should be the seme?
IbuKami all the way!!! Or in this case, it would be... KamiIbu, but that just sounds funny.
And Fuji! XDXDXDXD Everyone's poked my icon so much that I've actually started thinking about it and it's HOT!! Think about it, the two prodigies of their team! Fuji could be all "GRR RRR U AINT BETTA THAN ME BIATCH" and Shinji could be all "buh I am too! And you're hot and I want your tight little bullfrog ass." and it will be hot hot hot. Though it would also be horribly out of character, but all sense flies out the toilet when we're talking about the crack that is pot.
And Atobe!! I have this ADORABLE plotbunny that consists of Shinji spending the night at Atobe's house 'cause he got kicked out, but it was originally supposed to be Ryoma (which would also get more attention, work better, and be funnier) but.... grr. I want an AtoShin, but AtoRyo would be so much easier to do. Though I don't like Ryoma all that much, either...
9. Who is the last person that you want for his seme?
Johnny Table
10. What's your Fudomine Dream CP?
CP? As in cotton panties? what about leather thongs?
11. Can you accept them Seme <-> Uke?
Leather thongs always pimp me, YOU BIATCH
12. Do you know what's Hyotei?
Overrated.
13. hey~ what's the relationship between Oshitari and Gakuto?
I don't like the Naughty Pair fandom connotation. But they're definitely fruity.
14. Does Kabaji knows human language?
as opposed to what, beetle language?
15. What do you think about Otori?
He's cute! But like Tachibana, he needs to tweeze a bit... :D
16. In your mind... what kind of school is Hyotei?
rich bitch school.
17. Sengoku is Yamabuki's ... what?
guy with the big chin.
18. Akutsu is Yamabuki's ... what?
udderhead
19. Sengoku and Ryoma, who is more...Cruel (don't know how to translate)
OH MY FUCKING GOD DUH WHAT A *DUMB* QUESTION!!!!!!
20. Seigaku's most matched doubles?
umm, WOW I WOULD THINK GOLDEN PAIR
21. Seigaku's Allseme is?
Horio
22. Seigaku's Alluke is?
Tezuka!
which brings us back to Horio x Tezuka, which is OWW MY EYEBALL HURTS AND MY FINGER HURTS, AND I LOVE MY TREE, EVERYTHING'S SO PRETTY~~!!!!
23. Favorite Seigaku oudou CP?
what the frick?
24. How old is Tezuka?
millions and millions
25. Who you think is his best match?
It'd be fun to see him with Eiji, though he'd probably annoy the shit out of him and the relationship wouldn't last long. I still prefer TezuRyo, because they can challenge each other.
26. What do you think about Oishi's hair?
It's ghetto.
27. Is Fuji Syusuke Handsome?
Sure!! I've started to *REALLY* like Fuji now, and he is CUTE.
28. Do you think he is smileSeme or QueenUke?
he's a reversible little bitch.
29. Who is he's best match?
my fat ass.
maybe Taka?
30. What about Taka-san? what do you think about him?
he's cute too!! And SUSHI. :L
31. What do you think about TakaxFuji?
They are ADORABLE!!! Fuji cares SO MUCH about Taka, and it's so cute.
32. Who you want be the most in Tenipuri?
I want to be Ryoma because he's perfect and never loses and the world revolves around him, and whenever he mutters anything under his breath everyone falls silent and listens even though he's just some 12 year old little boy. And even though he's a complete ass, people still love him!
I actually like Ryoma, I just think the "OMGHEISGODEVERYTHINGISHIS!!!" is terribly overdone.
33. Why?
Because he's perfect and never loses and the world revolves around him, and whenever he mutters anything under his breath everyone falls silent and listens even though he's just some 12 year old little boy.
34. Who you want play doubles with?
I want to say Shinji, but he'd probably just hate me because I suck ass. Hmmm... Ohtori. He'd be nice and patient and not scratch. Hey, that was almost a rhyme. *pats self*
35. If everyone is a pet, which one do you want!!!
Dan!! He'd be so CUTE and eager to please!!
36. Who looks like "stupidest"?
I don't know. Momo? He always looked a little dumb to me.
37. Then who looks like "smartest"?
Tezuka. and Inui.
38. Who is most evil?
KIRIFUCKINGHARA. OMG.
39. If everyone falls in to ocean, who will you save? (if you are a swimmer, and u can only save one person?)
Dude, EVERYONE falls into the ocean? Is this some sort of massive orgy? Because I wouldn't want to interrupt.
40. Who most likely to hurt him self?
Kaidoh. That was canon. Creepy though.
41. Who loves him self too much?
Hmm well I WONDER can it be the SPARKLE QUEEN???
42. Who you want go out with?
Eiji, because he'd be a fun date!!
43. Who you want see turns to girl?
Kabaji. God that would be hilarious
44. Who do you think will be bald first?
Oishi. He spazzes too much.
45. Who will be the best friend?
probably some dork who can't play tennis.
46. Who eats the most?
Momo! Poor Ryoma, he tries...
47. Who will be a good father?
I like to think Taka. Though he'd probably have violent hissy fits and freak the whole family out. Hmm... Ohtori then.
48. Who will be a good mother?
everyone's said Oishi. I think I will too.
49. If you can, in seigaku who you want talk to the most?
Why just Seigaku?? WHY NOT FUDOMINE??!??! Well... Eiji!
50. If you can, in Hyotei who you want talk to the most?
Oh. Well then. Gakuto would annoy the living shit out of me, but he'd be fun.
51. If you can, in Fudomine who you want talk to the most?
mori. WELL NO FUCKING DUH SHINJI!!! And Kamio. Actually, I think the whole team would be a bunch of sweeties. Ooh, Ann too. I don't like her all that much, but she's plotty.
52. If you can, in Yamabuki who you want talk to the most?
Dan! Sengoku, too.
53. If you can, in St.Rudolph who you want talk to the most?
Oh my gosh, I ADORE Yuuta!!
54. If you can, in Rikkai who you want talk to the most?
my ass. Maybe Yukimura. Or Marui. I'm not a big Rikkai ho.
55. Which school is your favorite?
Fudomine!!!!!
56. Which school is the one you want to go?
Hyotei!! It would probably get me into an amazing college, lol. Though it'd be crazily competitive... Fudomine would have drug dealers everywhere, Yamabuki's too shiny, Seigaku's pastel green-and-pink uniforms hurt my head.
57. If you are a tennis player, want to PK whith who?
acronymfinder.com says Paardekracht (Horse Power). I would like to horse power with Shinji.
58. Who you don't want to have a match with?
scary mutant Johsei boy.
59. Did you start to watch real tennis match because of Tenipuri?
Not really. I saw one a while back, and I UNDERSTOOD IT IT WAS SO COOL!! But then I got bored.
60. Who you think'll be a good teacher?
Inui's a genius, but somehow I don't see him teaching. Fuji? Eiji and Sengoku would be fun teachers! Jiroh, too, when he's awake...
61. Who is your dream affair lover? (can't be the one you choose for boyfriend)
gasp! I'd never break the boys up!!!! Oshitari.
62. What kind of ending you wish Tenipuri have?
big orgy in mountains.
63. Say something to Konami Takeshi-san!
I think you're gay. But you draw really damn well.
64. Besides Seigaku, who do you think should win?
How many times do I have to say this??? FUDOMINE.
65. When do you think Tezuka will come back?
When he gets out of rehab. We all know that's the real reason.
66. How do you show your love towards your favorite character?
I doodle p0rn and other assorted crap in the margins of my math notes.
67. Anything want to say about the Seiyuus?
I'm not a big seiyuu person...
68. At last, who you think is the PRINCE?
Is this a trick question? I think this is a trick question.