SHEMEN

[trifle]

Has anyone else been irritated by the revolting words relating to female sexual equipment? My two least favorite: Vagina and vaginal secretions. Why is my vagina keeping such secrets? Men get the word semen, a perfectly fine word, but we get vaginal secretions, reminiscent of other secretions, like lymph. Not sexy! Who wants to say that "it

Comments

[bwilder]

Shemen? That's totally WET!

[martini_corona]

Note that he is biased in favor of lymph.

"The word of the day is ___. Whaddya say we go back to my place and spread the word?"

[cheashire]

Given that it is semen shouldn't it be sewomen? Or is that too many consonants for a sex connotated word?

[trifle]

sewomen sounds like the supermarket generic of shera---just not as snappy...

[redbeard]

Pondering the Simpson's double entendre possibilities:
"I'm sorry sir, women and seawomen don't mix." - not funny
"I'm sorry sir, women and shemen don't mix." - Bizarre

I vote for bizarre.

And for the record, grosest sounding english phrase: Most panty loaf.

Say it. And recoil.

[trifle]

I'm disturbed that there are more and lesser panty loafs, or that someone has the most loaf (sick monopoly?) really gross.

[xiane]

BWAHAHAHAA.

I agree, though. "Secretion" is totally the unsexiest word.

[haruka_yamamura]

"Secretion" is bizzare as well as "Squirt" (what is this...a water gun?)

Shemen sounds awesome!

[trifle]

oooh--hadn't heard squirt! like it went off or something...also, the slang definition of squirt to mean child is disturbing...

[keenween]

I suggest that you send this very rant to Mr. Dan Savage
Fast easy spreading of the word
it worked for "santorum"

[trifle]

I did! Keep your fingers crossed....