Reprehensible? Perhaps.

[triften_jack_w]

I love spring. Everyone is miserable with allergies, the white folk come out of hibernation to odyssey to Panera Bread, the crime rate goes up. The grass looks so tempting in the sun, the chipmunks darting about bright-eyed, but do not sit upon it, noble audience, for it is treacherous and it is wet and it will deliver unto your ass great

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lolololololololololol

[vctorianromantc]

I am deeply affended by this whole thing.
How could you just sit there and laugh?
You're a terrible person.

Re: lolololololololololol

[vctorianromantc]

Wow, I just realized I spelled "offended" as "affended."
Wow.
I totally meant offended.

[vctorianromantc]

Lollercaust. :}