000 - [Flood Precautions]

Jun 13, 2010 18:07

Your name is Adrian Veidt. You were born in Germany, but that's not something you appreciate many people knowing, so when you speak be sure that you are speaking with an American accent.

While living, you were a successful businessman, celebrity, philanthropist, scientist, and an ex-costumed vigilante known by the name of Ozymandias.

Now, you are dead and have become an inmate on board a vessel known simply as "The Barge."

You're here because someone or something in the universe disagrees with your chosen methods for saving the human race from annihilation. Your methods were not nice, but they were ultimately very necessary.

Speak to no one about this. In fact, if any of this sounds strange to you, it is best that you speak with as few people as possible, preferably no one.

However, if you must speak with someone, be sure to say as little about yourself as possible. Mind your manners, listen to what the other person has to say, ask the appropriate questions without appearing nosy, and find ways to relate to the other person.

You're naturally very charismatic, so I doubt any of this will be a problem.

Finally, you're an adult male. You're also single with no intention of changing that. Keep that in mind before making rash decisions.

And most important of all:

Remember -- You are Adrian Veidt, a conqueror to rival the greatness of Alexander and the pharaohs. Your legacy outlives you in the form of a new and peaceful world. Let no one step on that, and do not disgrace the name you have chosen for yourself.

Sincerely,
Adrian Veidt / "Ozymandias"

!flood precautions

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