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dear you people,

i am rich. i sold beer to drunk race fans and made $300 in one day. i wore a bikini top and a short skirt, and i am not ashamed. i am laughing all the way to the bank. eat me.

love,
jen

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[talula618]

I'm laughing for a different reason:

at night I usually let bijou out of his cage to run around in the bathroom while I'm brushing my teeth and stuff, and lately he's started to jump on his cage and then jump from the cage to the toilet seat. Well, last night it was up, and he fell in the toilet. I scooped him out and he looked really ugly all drenched and stuff, and he wouldn't stop trying to bite me, like it was MY fault he fell in there.

Anyway. Thanks for the school advice, I think it's the best choice for me right now.