i may be a geek for laughing so much, but this was fucking funny ( Read more... )

well im hungover. i hate hangovers, especially bad ones. i get severe shakes and feel like my limbs are detatched from my body. its like having parkinsons disease and prosthetic limbs.i feel completely spasticated. i wasn't quite paraletic last night, i just think its the fact i was mixing my drinks between lager and jagermeister, which reminds me ( Read more... )

her skin is white cloth ( Read more... )

i dont usually post these things, but when your computer is informing you that you are, in fact adolf hitler, then i believe it should be somthing shared. and for those of you i speak to online, you'll probably agree wholeheartedly with the description.


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i've been suspended from work until monday.

how very gay.

for anyone who doesn't like reading for more than 2 minutes, look away now. for the rest of you, this is a book by Dr seuss i bought for chloe. i think its the most wonderful thing that could be written for a child, and to be honest, is the most simple and beautiful outlook for life i've seen in a long time ( Read more... )

hm.. i've just noticed that my journal looks as if it hasn't been updated in about 6 months, this is because i changed most of my posts to friends only around that time. granted, most of the people on my list will tell you im a lazy twat who doesn't update enough anyway but if the idea of taking a vacation inside the head of a mentally ill person ( Read more... )

Happy New Year! everyone! i've been feeling guilty about my lack of posting, so now that im dredging the depths of boredom, i thought i'd give you all the chance to waste 3 minutes of your life by reading an update on my life. christmas and new year was like taking a holiday inside the head of a mental patient, i was drunk for 16 days......i say ( Read more... )

x. name = loophead ( Read more... )

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