I. LOVE. YOU. I am so fucking serious, I want to marry you and have your babies. I don't think I've *ever* gotten such beautiful, thoughtful, awesome, sweet, hilarious comments on anything I've written. Thank you a million, trillion times. I'm going to be smiling all the way to bedtime.
Also, I am so fascinated by your exchange-of-immune-bodily-fluids idea. I really hadn't thought of that at all. I'd meant to leave the ending sort of ambiguous, and let the readers decide for themselves... But that is such an interesting idea. I'll have to consider that. I was already getting terrible ideas about cracky drabbles involving the Joker leading zombie!Batman around on a little leash, with a fish hook dangling brains in front of his face... Ugh, lol.
I'm so glad you enjoyed my slavish, gratuitous fic, anyway. Hugs forever and ever. <333333333
The Joker tumbled along behind, offering commentary.. Dear fuck. O_O Okay, I admit I laughed at the old-lady-heart-attack thing… “Miss me?” he said.
Batman gave him a karate chop in the throat. ROFL Batman had always kind of suspected there was something a little inhuman about the Joker OH GOD, IS JOKER PART ZOMBIE??? IS HE???!?!?!?! “Complete clusterfuck, sir,” the police officer said. This struck me as immensely hilarious. I think it’s the “sir” tacked on to the end that did it. :DDDD Batman thought that, if he couldn’t take down one piddling little zombie, he probably shouldn’t be a vigilante anymore. LOL! It’s on page 4 of the Vigilante Handbook. Right after, “How to Make a Sweet Disguise” and before “Kickass Pithy Comebacks 101.” Oh god, Joker’s the Omega Man! Wow…the sex scene was hot. More importantly, it was believable. Totally in character, especially this: What a fucking lovely thing you are, fuck me, come on-- UNF! “Want me to take care of it, if it comes up?”This…guh. This just really got me. I LOVE fics where they come
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I so seriously want to just kiss your face off. <3 What lovely comments. :) I'm so, so happy you liked it. I'm grinning like a fool right now. :D :D :D :D
I totally forgot about Omega Man, ahhh! Since it was inadvertent, it's not really a rip-off, yes? Lol.
there definitely needs to be more b/j-zombie themed fics out there because if that's not a winning combination I don't know what is lol. THIS WAS FANTASTIC!!!!!!
i also second the spinoff of them getting manicures together! XD XD XD
Yay! I'm so happy that you liked it! :D Enough to hit capslock, lol! I've got such awful, ridiculous thoughts about that manicure spinoff, now, homg. I can't imagine it ending well. I mean, I'm picturing nail files going places a nail file should never go...
This was great! *Uses appropriate Walking Dead icon(But desperately wanted to use one of my David Tennant icons)* I really really liked this, what a story! Now i'm sitting here mulling the idea of some kind of apocaliptic event (like ur zombies!) causing these two to get together. Well done! I especially have to say I love reading this the day after seeing the season finale of Walking Dead! Put a smile on my face :) ..um yeah the sex put the smile there too LOL! thank you!
Lol, you're so welcome. I noticed there was a lot of Walking Dead going on around the time I posted this... All the more suspicious, since I wasn't actually watching it at the time, or anything. Zombies are just always on my brain. *is possibly the only person who scopes out every new locale for escape routes/weaponry/civilian saturation/supplies/etc, in case of zombie outbreak*
I'm glad you liked it. I was kinda figuring on massive, world-changing scenario being the most likely to make these two fuck. :)
*licks this fic* ugh. Brilliance. if i weren't so sleep.deprived i would leave comments about everything. I am, so i'll just say the entire bloody thing is brillant. The heart.attack scene? haha that was just frickin' fantastic.
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No, no you really couldn’t, hahaha. Ten points for lampshading!Joker!!! XDDD
“You don’t know what you’re talking about. I don’t wear this suit because it’s fun, or because I like how I look in rubber.”
Pssh. Denial, Bats. DENIALLLL. You know you like posing in front of the mirror before you go out on patrol. ^.^
“A hundred bucks on the kid!” the Joker hollered.
LULLLLZ
““I hope you’ll be joining me soon.”
Alfred’s tone made it very clear that this was not actually a hope so much as an order.”
Only Alfred gets to order Batman around and has a chance at being listened to. I <3 it :)
“I’d assumed,” said Batman, deadpan, “that you were just too stupid to die.”
“Too smart. But that’s besides the point.”
<<<<<<<333333 So many great lines in this story, I may be wasting my time trying to quote them all back to you, but still. <<<<<<<<<<3333333
“Let’s get manicures,” he said, examining his fingernails. “They’re getting a little long.”CAN YOU PLEASE ( ... )
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Also, I am so fascinated by your exchange-of-immune-bodily-fluids idea. I really hadn't thought of that at all. I'd meant to leave the ending sort of ambiguous, and let the readers decide for themselves... But that is such an interesting idea. I'll have to consider that. I was already getting terrible ideas about cracky drabbles involving the Joker leading zombie!Batman around on a little leash, with a fish hook dangling brains in front of his face... Ugh, lol.
I'm so glad you enjoyed my slavish, gratuitous fic, anyway. Hugs forever and ever. <333333333
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Dear fuck. O_O
Okay, I admit I laughed at the old-lady-heart-attack thing…
“Miss me?” he said.
Batman gave him a karate chop in the throat.
ROFL
Batman had always kind of suspected there was something a little inhuman about the Joker
OH GOD, IS JOKER PART ZOMBIE??? IS HE???!?!?!?!
“Complete clusterfuck, sir,” the police officer said.
This struck me as immensely hilarious. I think it’s the “sir” tacked on to the end that did it. :DDDD
Batman thought that, if he couldn’t take down one piddling little zombie, he probably shouldn’t be a vigilante anymore.
LOL! It’s on page 4 of the Vigilante Handbook. Right after, “How to Make a Sweet Disguise” and before “Kickass Pithy Comebacks 101.”
Oh god, Joker’s the Omega Man!
Wow…the sex scene was hot. More importantly, it was believable. Totally in character, especially this: What a fucking lovely thing you are, fuck me, come on-- UNF!
“Want me to take care of it, if it comes up?”This…guh. This just really got me. I LOVE fics where they come ( ... )
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I totally forgot about Omega Man, ahhh! Since it was inadvertent, it's not really a rip-off, yes? Lol.
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i also second the spinoff of them getting manicures together! XD XD XD
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I'm glad you liked it. I was kinda figuring on massive, world-changing scenario being the most likely to make these two fuck. :)
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Did i mention this is brilliant?
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Your icon, btw, is pure win. I heartily approve.
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