...I'm procrastinating on a paper too! that's interesting, isn't it?
Well, this certainly was funny, at least: we were watching this farting preacher online, and after a rather loud one, he goes, "I smell something good in Heaven's bakery cooking up for ya, sister!"
Honestly, I have never been so pleasantly surprised. My roommates and some friends came to my choir concert tonight, and they actually enjoyed it and were excited about it! No one has ever done that for me before except my parents, and I about couldn't believe it.
"[God] held her and told her it was OK for her not to be tough. He would protect her. She didn't have to be strong. He told her she wasn't a rock but a child. An innocent child. His child."