Laundry Day Quandry

[trinibelle]

Is there really any tactful way to tell your spouse that he's really past the point in his sartorial life where horizontal stripes are his friends, and in fact they have now crossed over to the other side and should be shot on sight as traitors?

Or perhaps the simpler thing would be if that particular shirt met with a horrible washing machine

Comments

[xanath]

I vote for horrible washing machine incident. With a blue-ink, ballpoint pen. Or two cups of bleach. No, just go with the pen.

--Kris

[aerden]

Pen is good, yes. Throw some blue jeans in there with the shirt, so it won't look suspicious, and you might make the blue jeans bluer.

*looks angelic*

Chantal

[aerden]

Rosemary--LOL! I vote for the horrible washing machine accident, because the second you let him know the shirt is in danger of being thrown out, he'll never let you get your hands on it sgain. :D

Chantal